Proof '2 sauce long cat' is 3 sauces long

any 2 sauce long cat believers will be punished

[tiagoh.]

Finally someone in the Monster Hunter community addresses this issue...thank you.

[redd]

The first time I saw the original I was like, “That cat is 3 sauces long, not 2.” Glad someone finally shows the truth.

[Sultan-cfwf]

update: 2 sauce cat is now 5 sauces long

[shedjr_]

I'm literally shaking and crying rn. I can't believe Sauce Cat would betray and lie to us like this!

[scyrulean_sb]

apparently, the cat is 2.973 sauces long (really close to 3) and 1.75218 sauces wide. and without the ears, 1.002 sauces wide.

[nojoke]

"Wait, Two Sauce Long Cat is 3 sauces long?!"
"Always has been."

[RobloxianX]

Actually, the sauce measurement also includes gaps shown in the 3 sauces, 5 sauces, and 7 sauces measurements, so technically, a sauce isn't the sauce container itself but the sauce container plus an extra margin of spacetime which is roughly under 1 centimeter. This is why the cat was 2 sauces long and, at one point, would have been applicable for a 1 sauce long length. :nerd:

[bruhbruh]

1969: "We will have flying cars in 2023"
2023: Proof "2 sauce long cat" is 3 sauces long

[eeyorehaferbock]

This is literally the opposite of smurfs being described as being 3 apples high when they are very obviously an apple and a half at most.

[compresant]

Very disappointing in how someone could lie of this great of a magnitude about the amount of sauces this kitten is

[CurtainJustCurtain]

“Never let them know your next move”
Shrinks sauces and adds more

[Secret-Pickle-ei]

I was waiting for someone to call that out

[lisagrazioso]

now you're gonna tell me he's only 1 sauces thick

[GrenoGuy]

1922: We'll have flying cars in 2022!

2022: Proof that 2 sauce long cat is actually 3 sauces long

[Exiled-in]

Now this is the important debunking and exposing we need. Truly horrible how someone could lie about such a thing and feel no remorse.

[wika]

This is hard hitting journalism, thank you

[roulakontotoliou]

Pet: how large is your kitten sir?
Him: about 3 sauces long 😂

[murraymoore]

literally each time i see that picture i am thinking this

[RealestGuppy]

This cat is 2 and 3 sauces long at the same time! 😮

Legendary!

[queenannikaa]

finally someone actually also realised this.