Dante's Inferno be like... (EVERY CIRCLE OF HELL)

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[di]

"As you see, I have drawn myself as the Chad, and you as the virgin, therefore I win".

[Manudyne]

Dante every time he witnesses something: *faints*
Virgil: "Let us move forward, Dante" 🗿

[srbrant]

> Writes a revenge fanfic.
> Ends up inventing the modern Italian language and redefining interpretation of scripture.

[snuggery]

For the 9th circle, the crying Satan wojak is very fitting since (iirc) the lake was made from his own tears

[hjm]

Ah yes, Dante's Inferno my favorite fanfic

[starhalv]

How the f*ck did Caesar make it into Limbo? Dude must've had the best lawyer ever.

[rafexrafexowski]

The last three are actually a lot more complex than shown.

For the Seventh Circle, the Minotaur and river of fire are for the violent against others, the people turned into trees and eaten by mythical birds are the violent against themselves (those who took their own lives), and the people who were violent against God (blasphemers), against nature (sodomites) and against art (usurers) burn in a rain of fire in a desert.

The Eighth Circle, as mentioned, has ten ditches through which Dante has to go through on different bridges until he leaves the aamphitheatre. There is also an abyss between circles seven and eight, so he has to ride a monster from Greek mythology named Geryon over it. Here are the ditches:
1. Panderers and seducers are whipped by demons to march forever. They drove other people to do what they wanted, so now they are driven by others forever.
2. Flatterers forever fight each other in human poop, representing their horribly inaccurate flattery.
3. Simoniacs (those who sell church positions for money) are placed in holes in the wall and their feet are burnt as a form of baptism through fire, which they need because they were never real Christians. The bad popes are all placed into one hole, being pushed deeper and deeper by new coming popes. Dante calls three popes of his time as part of the bad popes.
4. Sorcerers have their heads twisted backwards and are blind duw to their own tears. Because they thought that they knew more while alive, they now know less and are to wander a small ditch aimlessly and without purpose for eternity.
5. Barrators (politicians who sell positions of power for money) burn in boiling pitch, which is sticky like the fingers that made their corrupt deals. They are guarded by a group of thirteen disgusting, farting demons who almost kill Dante.
6. Hypocrites forever walk on top of the priests who made Jesus crucified while wearing robes of lead. The robes are beautiful on the outside, but weigh a lot on the inside, just like a hypocrite seems good on the outside, but is horrible on the inside.
7. Thieves are placed into a ditch and some of them are turned into mythical reptiles. The reptiles steal the bodies of the regular humans through very painful methods, making their victims reptiles and themselves humans (basically a weird, painful game of tag). They stole things while alive, so now they have to forever steal their own body after death. Some kinds of reptiles just kill people normally though.
8. Counsellors of fraud walk around in a ditch while a fire follows them everywhere. They can move freely, but cannot escape the fire permanently tied to them, just like people who could not escape their false advice.
9. Sowers of discord are constantly mutilated by a demon with a large sword, because they also cut societies in half. The cut off body parts depend on what part of the body made them sin.
10. Falsifiers are struck with a horrible disease, because they were a disease to society.

The Ninth Circle also has four divisions (traitors of family, of the country, of their guests, and of their lords, including God), each getting them more and more covered in ice.

[TheUrobolos]

Litterally obtained eternal fame by writing a seethebook where he was the chad and all his personal enemies / people he didnt liked were sent to be tortured in Hell. BASED.

[biggestnerdalive]

When you realize this is basically the first big self insert fan fiction

[errolluck]

Other circles: Pain, suffereing, doesn't want to be there.
Wrath circle: These hands are rated "E" for "Everyone"

[paintedpig]

It's hilarious to me that Wrath is just a fight club in the swamp

[indifferentone]

If Dante was born in the internet era I bet he'd create an additional circle for moderators of any sorts of forums.

[thenewguyinred]

Also Judas is essentially Satan’s chew toy.

[itsumayo]

>be Hakita
>decide to make a game about Dante’s Inferno
>has never read Dante’s Inferno
>makes game anyways
>banger

[cpegg]

There's also the Vestibule of Hell prior to the First Circle where the cowardly and indecisive chase an elusive white banner for eternity while harassed by wasps and worms devour the flesh of their feet.

[AdelhardtDreguth]

Brutus is also in the Ninth Circle for betraying Caesar

[e.battraw]

People sent to hell for Wrath: I see this as an absolute win

[artemisarrow]

Dante Alighieri was quite literally one of the first; “I have depicted my position as the giga chad and yours as the soyjak.”

Truly a man ahead of his time

[radiatingsunray]

funniest thing is dante fainting everytime he doesnt know how to end a chapter

[giorgiociaravolol]

Glad to see people discovering based literature. With a little bit of effort, you'll discover gems like Decameron and others of italian literature (which is immense)