Spider-Man 2 but he has cancer

Cancer-Man: No cure

[nash]

“Having cancer is not enough”

…That was wild.

[humourunified]

"With Great Cancer, Comes Great Deadpool" - Uncle Ben

[yeezyoreo]

Cancer-Man developement arc with the candice joke

[henggeklai]

cant wait to see thanos collected all cancer, AIDS, diabetes and ligma then beaten up by avengers

[Skelemanist]

It should’ve been “cancer is not a major at this university”

[williamridd]

You know.. I’m something of a cancer patient myself

[muhdahnaf]

Cancer-Man : "I need to beat cancer, please tell me how ?!"

Dr Ock : *"Ligma Balls"*

[RockSmithStudio]

Dr. Connors not giving two shits about Peter's cancer diagnosis straight to Peter's face 🤣

[Ace-nj]

Doctor : Peter, the reason why you have cancer is because you have kizma.
Peter : What's kizma?
Doctor : Kizma a**!

[lionelshao]

You’ll get your rent when you fix this DAMN CANCER!

[irumasuzuki]

"What ever life holds for me I will always have cancer"

[Doggo_is_sus]

Cancer man is basically opposite of bully maguire

[AvidYTuser]

I bet Peter is gonna turn into deadpool in cancermam 3 and start his arc😂

[jasonmarin]

"Wait, what's Ligma?"

"Ligma balls."😂

[CelestialCaesar]

"Having cancer is not enough."
I didn't know Doc Ock was an Asian tiger mom.

[Geraldmerald]

"Why you're dead... ?"
"I will be."
You died in the last Cancer video along with Norman Assporn.

[stanley-rn]

"I need to beat cancer.please tell me how"
"I won't"
Got me rolling😂😂

[ash_]

I like how he’s permanently teary-eyed

[humourunified]

"You know what... I'm somthing of a Cancer myself" - Normal Osborne

[Jonathan-Shadow]

As someone who had cancer… you’ll get your CT SCAN

*WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR*