Spider-Man trilogy but Peter has no powers

He's just... Man?

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[milk]

"With no power comes no responsibility"

[henningr]

Even with glasses Peter can't see shit. 🤣

[thundercat]

"Man Homecoming"
"Man Far form home"
"Man No way home"
This is trilogy of how Man become a homeless

[Night_Assailant]

"It's man, man."
"It's man, man."
"Does whatever a man can."

[natalico_]

Such a motivating line

" With no power, comes no bitches"😂

[Phalanx]

Moral of the story: When you stop simping, life gets better.

[rickswordfire]

You know, I'm something of a man myself.

[dreamingpanda]

The smile on uncle Ben after hearing that Peter isn't chasing MJ brings joy to my man-heart

[Mysticalmetal]

"Gimme all your money, freak!"
"I don't have any money, Flash"
"I don't have any money either!"

[pomni]

-"what's your name, kid?"
-"the human"
-"that sucks"

[cabbage_cat]

In this universe Peter Parker got bitten by a man

[danalyze]

"Any change?"
"Nope... No change"

[subhasray]

"i did not knew you are a simp, especially a bicycle that everyone is riding "--- Wise words 💀💀💀

[circle]

‘You’re an embarrassment’
‘Who are you?’

‘I’m Man’

MAN STOPS SIMPING

Had me in stitches

[nardinyouryard]

No power, no charisma, no social skills, bro has nothing 😭

[merlin]

Basically, spider powers are a curse:

1. Without his powers, Peter quickly loses the fight to Bonesaw and is forced to leave without the reward. So, he doesn't even come across Dennis Carradine and goes straight to get a ride with Uncle Ben, who remains alive in this timeline.


2. Norman Osborn becomes the Green Goblin and kills his opponents, but he would have no reason to kill Peter. In fact, if Norman were alive, Peter would have countless advantages...

- Norman admired Peter and wanted them to work together at the same company.
- Norman thought Mary Jane was gold-digging, and he was certainly right. Every time she broke up with someone, she went into the arms of someone else. If I were to guess what happened in the timeline, I would say that both Uncle Ben and Norman kept advising Peter to give up Mary Jane.
- Harry Osborn would have no reason to be at enmity with Peter, because Peter never managed to date Mary Jane nor did he cause Norman's death.
- In this timeline, butler Bernard wouldn't have revealed that Norman was the Green Goblin, and Harry wouldn't have become the New Goblin so soon either.
- In fact, the green goblin would be a highly protective factor for Peter and Harry, as he would certainly kill all enemies that threatened this family.

3. Living life normally, Peter wouldn't waste time being Spider-Man, and Dr Connors wouldn't complain about his poor grades and that Peter hadn't written his paper on nuclear fusion. In this timeline, Peter would certainly have done this in advance, which means he would also have already detected the error in Doc Ock's original research, just as he did in the original timeline. In this timeline, Peter would be smarter than ever, and would have had more time to prevent the nuclear fusion accident, and Doc Ock would not have become a villain, but a renowned scientist.

- In short, the second movie might not have happened.

4. Recalling the original story, Peter won over Mary Jane by saving her in the robbery as Spider-Man, then saved her again from Doc Ock. None of that happened in this timeline. So, this has very serious consequences for the story of the last movie...

- Peter and Mary Jane probably wouldn't be dating the place where Venom's meteor arrived on Earth and Peter didn't become Venom. Since the symbiote didn't know Peter, it picked up someone else, or went straight to Eddie Brock. Eddie wouldn't have much reason to go after Peter either, because Spider-Man doesn't exist for them to take pictures of.

- Peter would not have prevented any of the Sandman's crimes. So surely the Sandman got the money to save his daughter in advance.
- Eddie Brock, if he had become a villain, would probably give up being a photographer and live committing crimes.

- Peter would never have given the symbiote to Dr Connors, and he also wouldn't have had a chance to become the lizard.
- Most likely Peter would have married Ursula Ditkovich, and not have paid any rent for the rest of his life.
- Harry wouldn't be in the fight against Venom to be killed.
- Mary Jane would have died to Venom, or survived and married John Jameson, who would take the entire curse for himself.

So this comment is just a joke, but I think Peter would be happier without his powers.

[MusicLover-myfo]

Referring to Mary Jane as "a bicycle that everyone's riding" is so good.

[lhfirex]

"With no power comes no bitches." Damn, Uncle Ben got that rizz back in the day.

[blaisebaileyfinnegan]

"It's man man, man man. Does whatever a man can." Ten words and half of them are man. Beautiful and perfect.

[aminashehu]

0:20 Lmao!!! What was the point of wearing the glasses then?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣