Barstool Pizza Review - Grana Pizza Cafe (Matawan, NJ)

Dave reviews Grana Pizza Cafe in a town he's not sure of, in front of an audience of none.




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[Powney]

One guy who doesn’t know where the hell he is. Everyone knows the rules.

[camdencoble]

Says he likes circles, everybody knows he prefers lines.

[santasdoom]

One snow reference, everybody knows he will be in Miami by the weekend.

[falconreign]

"I like the circles."

"I just like circles."

[alexjudo]

The way Davey said "winter wonderland" was absolute gold

[claykemper]

Every morning Spider goes to the home and wakes up Davey. Davey asks, "Who are you?" Spider replies, "Come on, it's time for work." "Work? Where we goin'?" Spider continues, "We got five reviews in Jersey, so get your ass up." "Where?", Davey asks.
"Uh, I dunno, replied Spider.. We'll know when we get there.

[aunzz]

Reviewing so many pizzas, Dave will one day reach a zen level stage where he just look at a pie and accurately will tell the score

[DoggMasterH]

Dave is so fascinating when it comes to how selective his memory is. He can recall a pizza review 6 years ago but can't fucking remember which town he is in, hilarious too^^

[danlivni]

Pizza looks like Joe and Pats' pizza in Staten Island.

[oatsworld]

One bite, everybody knows if there was a crowd that was getting a 7.1

[coryt]

One young guy making the pizza, everyone knows Dave’s feeling the heat.

[avi]

7.7 is as solid as it gets for a neighborhood joint, wish I had one close to me

[albertdimatteo]

Those “circles” are what pizza makers call

[JaR]

I’m an extra sauce type of person and the dollops of mozzarella looks great. Great cooked crust to boot.

[gheller]

You need to go to Angelos in Matawan on Route 79 right next to the old Stewart's Root Beer place.

[JollyGreenn]

Turtle kid all grown up..."I like circles!"

[shongaponga]

one bambi running through the snow, everyone knows the rules

[joshuamarks]

A most eloquent pizza review:
Simultaneously poetic and very matter of fact

[remylebeau_]

One guy who doesn’t say one bite everyone knows the rules, everybody feels this was rushed.

[mikelant]

One bite everyone knows the rules.... Davey Pageviews and his fear of using google maps before every fucking pizza review.