THE SCP FOUNDATION CONTAINS HELL – SCP-1844 EAS Scenario

[Bfdifan]

Everyone be gangsta until the monks start shooting AK-47s

[AI-]

I find it hilarious that the solution to hell on earth is preists with guns.

[MrMementoMori]

Someone call the Doom Guy/ Doom Slayer.

[janemba]

Imagine blessing your guns and the demons are all "Calm down Jamal, Don't pull out the nine!"

[Connor-ONeill]

The Foundation may not have The Doom Slayer but they DO have MTF Omega-9 and that's the next best thing.

[luminity]

Imagine it really happened but you just ignored it and its too late💀

[forgthefrog]

(doomguy laughing in the distance while gunshots are heard)

[Micheal_Mayor]

Are we going to be stepping into some holy war type shit and apparently there are several priests with guns movies. Now that I think of it, I could not help but think of the inside jobs episode, We found love in a popeless place

[UndeadNuclearGamer]

*This announcement plays*

*DOOM SLAYER "borrowing" Bright's chainsaw cannon:* I'mma make me some rainbows while it rains-bones

[rainyrainr]

"Any trained monk must report for combat training"
Yeah that's gonna go down reeeeaaallll well with the Buddhist monks

[IloveFireKeeper]

*The Only thing they fear is you starts playing*

[soupcandeluxe]

wounder what Jesus would think of this

[braindeadgaming]

MSCHF's jesus shoes finna come in handy

[crockstonyt]

Everybody's first until they refresh

[Private_jin]

I imagine the pope dressed up as Doom Guy and golden dual-weilding double barrels

[i_atenickels]

“Hey why do I hear Doom Music… IS THAT THE KHAN MAYKR

[LucaTheMeme]

"Arm themselves to protect themselves"
Yes, I'm starving from hunger.

[the_VHS_system]

"if you are part of a religion"
*Sweats in Satanist* "I'll go for the gun.."

[jerrylou]

Michael and the angels gonna give them another fight

[cornexterminator]

scp foundation: the hell is coming go to a shelter!

also me: plays scp on-site radio