Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-3667 - All's Well that Ends Hell

Written by: Quantum Physician

Artists Include:

[noahguerra]

the foundation ending up essentially running hell is somehow the least surprising thing they’ve ended up doing

[angrytengri]

Humans in Hell; "You have freed us!"

Foundation: "Oh, I wouldn't say "Freed" more like under new management"

[Blestyr]

"A total of six MTF teams were sent into the pit of hell, with violent intent. They are supplied with some armored fighting vehicles equipped with anti-demonic kinetic and incendiary weapons...." bro this is the most metal line I have read in a while.

[BadKarma]

SCP Board: “How do we neutralize this anomaly that is a literal portal into hell?”

Dr. Bright: (takes a fat joint rip) “Yall ever play DOOM?”

[Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

"They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. *_Rip and tear until it is done._* "
-05 before sending out 6 MTF teams in order to bring hell upon hell

[toaster]

Imagine having to refer to you boss as the “Director of Hell” in an email

[アニメのゴミ]

Am I the only one who found the "feline entity" swallowing the grenade and immediately dying hilarious?

[alfredmarcos]

I find the SCP universe facinating because they blend almost everything into something one would describe as a government report

[dapperdavid]

The Mole Rats: "aren't overly concerned"
Me having read other SCP's featuring Mole Rats: "Oh you should be"

[silent]

TES: "As the Foundation finds a portal to hell and does what they do best"

Doomguy: It's show time

[biggestboss]

SCP Foundation: "TORTURED SOULS, WE HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU-"
Tortured Souls: "Hurray, it's the SCP Foundation!"
SCP Foundation: "-FROM YOURSELVES!"
Tortured Souls: "Oh no, it's the SCP Foundation!"

[shrimpbisque]

I'm guessing this SCP is based on the urban legend about scientists digging the world's deepest borehole in Siberia, sticking a microphone down it, and picking up sounds of flames and screaming.

[dea_dly]

I could imagine the foundation spreading that religion to everyone in the nearby town as well as expanding the town itself and causing crimes that aren't prosecuted just to get a stock of regenerating D class they can use.

[KevinM]

wait so the TLDR on this is basically, "foundation discovers Hell, proceeds to beat its residents into submission" good stuff.

[alfalldoot]

I actually burst out laughing when the cat Demon's head exploded, like they're doing the generic "humans are insignificant" speel and then they just get their shit handed to them on a silver platter.

[Hardcore_Hybrid]

i was fully hoping for a single mtf member slaying demons in hell wearing a battle suit and using a big shotgun

[TRedDoc]

Listening to your readings while falling asleep is always good.

[pimage]

"As they say, do not let regenerative copies of humans from hell go to waste"

Connor: "Am I a joke to you?"

[Minx_Jinx]

All in all, I'm actually impressed the SCP foundation didn't just nuke it.

[Gyreck]

The Foundation literally did a hostile takeover of Hell, then hung an "Under New Management" sign at the entrance.

My favorite part is how clearly this illustrates the parallels between what the foundation already does and what happens in hell, and how well that parallel facilitated them sliding into ownership and continued both their own operation and those of Hell with only their titles having to change to accomplish the transistion.

This one just made my top three favorites, easily.

>X D