Winston Churchill's Greatest Insults And Jokes

Winston Churchill's Greatest Insults And Jokes
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[pjnugent]

George Bernard Shaw sent two tickets to Churchill with a note saying ' find enclosed two tickets to the opening night of my new play ' bring a friend ' if you have one ' Churchill replied saying ' i cannot attend the first night of your play but i will make every effort to make the second night ' if there is one '

[Full-Metal-Jason]

If your going to use an A.I voice use one that's designed to sound like Churchill

[tismeagen]

Churchill was a brilliant orator, unfortunately this computerised voice does no justice to the phrases and it's monotone sound drives me crazy.

[JJTHEARTIT]

I don’t like how the Voice is the robot voice

[diogenesmudd]

Mark Twain made the remark about a lie going around the world before truth got its pants on. Churchill would have said, "trousers."

[mtacoustic]

I understand the drunk comment was: "Mr. Churchill, you are drunk, very, very drunk!" And Churchill replied: "Madam; you are ugly; very, very ugly; but tomorrow, I shall be sober!"

[oldschool]

It is said that on one occassion in Parliament another MP voted NAY to his every proposal, to which he said "Sir, the nay usually comes from the other end of the horse"

[TheDriller-Killer]

That quote on free speech is so relevent, now we have Sir Kneel Stalin as Prime Minister

[robertoates]

Would be better without the « voice » and just to allow the viewer to read it.

[ianfenwick]

I doubt Churchill would have used the word ‘pants’ for trousers.

[PhilipShand]

Using AI is an injustice when referring to one of the greatest orators if all time.

[beachbum]

I quote: "Bessie Braddock": “Winston, you are drunk, and what's more you are disgustingly drunk.” Winston Churchill: “Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.” 1946." (An exchange between the two in the House of Commons London).

[giovannigino]

About my country:
"Before July, the 25th 1943 in Italy there were 45 millions of fascist. After July, the 25th in Italy there were 45 millions of anti-fascist. I didn't know that Italy has 90 millions of citizens". On that day, the king replaced the prime-minister Mussolini with general Badoglio. The latter was famous for his defeat in Caporetto in WW1.

[christophergreasley]

Abysmal series of misquotes. What Churchill actually said was much more concise and hence both funnier and cleverer.

[bigvinny]

"If you are going through hell keep going !"

[telmas]

One of my favourites was towards the end of the war, when the Russians were pushing through Poland into Germany; one of his adjutants received a request for a consignment of condoms. Churchill said he would sanction them as long as they were 9" long and stamped 'Medium'!

[tagscientist]

I don't know if this is apocryphal: Looking at WC's large belly, The Parliamentary Member for X congratulated WC on his pregnancy and asked if he chosen a name for the child. WC replied yes, if it is a boy I shall name it Nelson after our great national hero, if it is a girl I shall name it Jennie after my dear Mama, but if as I suspect it is just a bag of wind I shall name it after the Parliamentary Member for X. (Slight editing for narrative effect).

[apcoulthard]

Terrible narration of some brilliant comments!

[dlighted]

Absolutely the worst delivery and editing possible.😐😑🙄😑😐

[nicfarrow]

What a dreadful rendition of these quotes.