amber waves of justice #shorts

dont shit on the bed it will attract the ragepig.

[JohnTrustworthy]

"No one will believe you."
- Amber Heard's dog.

[lemo]

Strong closing argument. If only Pippa had gone into law instead of spiraling down the shitposter rabbit hole.

[iandavidvillaloboswong]

I will sue my dog for pulling off an Amber Heard

[Mark-gxfz]

"If it is, I'm surprised no one has charged you with it yet."

[Cabooseu]

The bed shitting defense has never been tried before. Let's see how the judge reacts.

[Snakedudelife]

Well that would explain the mysterious pellets I keep finding in my bed.

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[terraproxy]

Thank you very much for the clip, miss Pippa.

[BigBroTejano]

Objection hearsay, there has been no expert testimony to determine if in fact what was on the bed constituted a “shit.”

[rhexarada]

pile of clothes doesnt count as a bed pippa

[AzeharaCh]

In the bed yes its a crime. On their chest? Probably not.

[punicslayer]

If it's any bed but Anthony fantano's, yes.

[RexusprimeIX]

Is it? Especially when it's her bed as well. No one normally shits outside the toilet, or outside the forest, that I've never even considered whether it's illegal to shit in non-desigated areas.

[BerserkedRage]

*slams desk* OBJECTION! It's not a crime if it's YOUR bed!

[Pariatech]

Is it criminal to eat a whole sleeve of oreo and then throw up on the bed? Just asking for a short friend.

[anindyassdey]

Damn Pippa you keeping up with the case too?

[InvidiousIgnoramus]

If it is, y'all better lock me up, cause this bed ain't gonna shit itself.

[IronicCliche]

Ome of many reasons why Pippa is single

[jackass]

Times up pippa! you are about to get #mepooed.. you know what you did

[alexanderegelston]

This be put in a trying to laugh challenge