The Driest Cymbal Ever Made.

[the.drum.thing.]

Yup well aware of the dry china and flat ride vids! But those guys have been oxidised, thrashed/clamped onto a stand ect. This idiot is basically brand new, someone sent it out the factory like this 😂

[neilomac]

As I said on the OG version of this video, I've heard cowbells with more sustain than that last ride cymbal.

[caittastic]

i assumed the opposite of "dry" would be "wet"
disappointing lack of moisture

[TerryClarkAccordioncrazy]

I bought a Zildjian K dry ride cymbal in about 1990 and the salesman said "you're gonna break hearts with that."' He was right. It just cut through everything, eventually I sold it for more than I paid and I don't drum anymore after accumulating too much hearing damage. It was too dark to crash and had a beautiful bell sound. Hope someone is still playing it now.

[NovaSilisko]

Well, time to start building back up the 1 million views the old upload had

[stevez]

Is it just me or do percussionists just use absolutely random adjectives to describe their instruments like
“Oh wow this snare sounds really greasy”
“Hmm, my cymbal here has a nice, purple sound.”
They have played us for fools

[homelessperson]

"You can't tune a cymbal"
*grabs hammer* 🔨

[SkateSoup]

I think the only thing with less sustain than that would be a brick of lead or Liz Truss. Absolutely love the sound of that.

[Gin-toki]

"I don't wanna know of a cymbal drier than this, it would just sound like you're tapping on a wooden table"
I think it might be an idea to contact one of the wood turning channels and have them make a wooden cymbal :D

[ILikeWafflz]

With that last ride I think you'd pick your sound more by the sticks you use than anything else

[christophermorin]

That last Cymbal man, That is the cymbal for drummers that don't wanna wake the neighbors.

[xPandamon]

I love how simple the thumbnail is yet it gives away that this is part of the Dank Pods Cinematic Universe™

[bananita]

I’ve literally watched the OG multiple times, and yet. And yet. Every single time I hear the Holy Bonk, I let out a single HA of amazement. It is SO BONK

[Armegeothm]

There're two ways I contextualized the term 'dry' with respect to cymbals. The first was by pouring things into a bowl - if you pour water, it sloshes around and takes forever to settle and is really active, but if you pour like sand or something, it just kinda sits there.

The other one was farts. Wet ones gonna be noticeable for a lot longer for everyone involved, and you need to washy your pants afterward.

[jacobsmith]

We need to talk about how incredible that Paiste ride is. Freaking beautiful looking and sounding

[thecrunchytaco]

Had an ancient cymbal about as dry as the last one back in HS. It was completely normal looking, asides from it being so coated in dust from the back of the drum closet that you could not clean it off. Brought out for a jazz rehearsal once. Director and the rest of the band said to never do that again.

[mr_chliken]

I forgot how well made these videos are

[mototechy]

This guy should make a channel about portable mp3 players and headphones.




Edit; weirdly good amount of likes for this joke.

[ZnyB]

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[svahn]

I think I've watched this video at least three times on the "old" channel. Time for another round I guess!