Google Translate Sings: 'Memory' from CATS

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[notagamer]

"I want to die forever"
"I'm back"
Every movie heroes ever

[andymac]

“I know he does not cheat, but he will”

Google translate has trust issues

[alpacahat]

“Has the moon lost her memory?”
“Moon dementia”
*Pretty legit.*

[placeholder]

Memory: “You’re the banana. Here’s a bad smell.”
The Greatest Showman: “You are a banana.”
I’ll Make A Man Out Of You: “You are a depressed banana I met.”


I sense a theme here.

[_morrigan_]

Malinda : "Now what have we learned today class?"
The Entire Comment Section : "PuUUUurple, PPUURRPPLLEE"

[ritsumaocanon]

"I'd like to skip"
*_Me everytime when there's a long ad that i can't skip_*

[chudoptitsa]

So... "Cats" is about time travellers trying to save Christmas now.

[davidparkes]

"Moon dementia."
That.... That actually explains a lot when you think about this musical lol.

[Caldella]

"I know he does not cheat, but he will."
"The beer is back."
"It seems that the fire is not strong enough."
This song is about an alcoholic on the verge of a breakup.

[inko]

”The previous day was tomorrow”

”The next day was terrible”

”This is not a new day”

Seems like Google doesn't know what day it is

[prestonisweird]

"I want to die forever" *two seconds later* "I'm back"

I felt that.

[angeladavidson]

"I know that he does not cheat, but he will." -Angelica to Eliza at some point definitely

[bplionel]

The movie is more "Cats as humans". The stage play is more "Humans as cats".

[DistrarSubvoyikar]

"The previous day is tomorrow"
Sounds like you're caught in a three day temporal loop. Which would also explain "this is not a new day"

[theresaheroinmyhead]

"The wind begins to suck"
"You suck wind. YOU SUCK."
People with long hair can relate

[hyruleanate]

"I want to die forever" *2 seconds later* "I'm back!"

[DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

"Collection of dried leaves...with a candle in my shoe." Sounds like out of context lines from a poem.

[Godzillaman]

"Then the wind begins to suck."


Isn't that called a tornado?

[danixghozt]

"The previous day was tomorrow"
"The next was terrible"
"This is not a new day"
Google translate has no time logic

[onikrii]

"Don't let me know happiness"

"Crush yourself"

"I want to die forever"

Google Translate now has depression.