Google Translate Sings: 'Africa' by Toto

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[erviatangerine]

"I'm having ice cream. Time to get drunk."
"I just want to sleep"
"I did nothing" this song sounds like my life

[LynMusic]

"I'm having ice cream. Time to get drunk."
That's just me after work every day

[wes]

*D I A B E T I C W A T E R M E L O N*

[irondaughter]

As a woman named Ali, I felt personally reassured that I am doing a good job. Why thank you Google Translate.

[AaronTheBlackDragon]

Stealing lunch, eating ice cream and getting drunk. Count me in.

[shefaf]

"I will take your lunch away from you" bad move, google. Don't you dare

[grace]

"I will take your lunch away from you"
"I'm having ice cream"
"I just want to sleep"
"I did nothing"
me literally every day tho...

[karsentubeyt]

Twisted translations: “Don’t eat dogs”
Me, eating a hot dog: * awkward silence *

[breezygirl]

"Anime, cristemopois diasomnia dibesi compressed diabetic watermelon..."
Well, what else DID you expect the quartz rocks to say? :)

[JayHartin]

"You cannot seduce hundreds of people"


Not with that attitude.

[julianWmontgomery]

There are multiple Madagascars!

1. Madagascar
2. Madagascar: Escape To Africa
3. Madagascar: Europe's Most Wanted

The more you know!

[artrimes]

"Be angry and stand there"

My little sister when she doesn't get her way

[jjjjjj]

Stages of watermelon: Gradually, and diabetic

[mercedestejeda]

From the creators of "Gradually Watermelon" now coming to cinemas: "Diabetic Watermelon, a thrilling sequel".

[DaPeanutButter]

"You can not seduce hundreds of people!"
Me: "I cant even seduce one."

[rileyli]

-"Gonna take some time to do the things we never had"-
*"I did nothing"*
Me in quarantine

[brithebi]

“TIME TO GET DRUNK”
Google, I’m pretty sure you already did that

[sierra]

"There are multiple Madagascars?"

Have you not seen the movies? 😂

[TTWackyDog]

“I’m eating ice cream” “Time to get drunk” My college experience in a nutshell.

[Gankhisprawn]

Taking someone's lunch, seducing hundreds of people, having ice cream, and getting drunk. Sounds like a pretty normal Tuesday.