Google Translate Sings: 'My Heart Will Go On' from Titanic

You all requested this one SO MUCH that I had to do it :D . Let me know what I should do next! And keep an eye out for the next community translates!

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[ira]

Oh how annoying it is when the remote is far across the distance and you are too lazy to get it

[raysampang]

I never knew I could be so moved by someone singing about their bowels.

[kendradryita]

"I participated without accessing anything"


Me in school projects

[itmeyaboitheline]

Malinda's Face expressions always make this thousands times better! 😂

[wilma]

"Far away from distance" = "Remote"
Sounds legit. It's always too far away

[snowyavis]

*"And my heart will go on and on"*
- boring
- overused metaphor for heart
- reminds you of a cheesy romance film

*"And I will be in my bowels"*
- inventive
- reminds you that other organs are equally important as the heart
- mysterious, can be interpreted in multiple ways
- Google translate approved

[tamakama]

Students: Can't we just use Google translate, why do we need to learn a second language
The Teacher:

[gamefan]

"We are in my heart.
And I will be in my bowels"

That is ART

[oliviarachel]

"And my heart will go on and on" = "And I will be in my bowels" Google Translate comes through once more!

[cynicalrecordsarte]

two things I think that are the best
1: lyrics
2: her voice

[daisyboo]

Celine Dion: what are you doing today?


Me: oh I'm just escaping my bowles.

[Jonathan-fkkb]

"Remember, even when I'm far away, I will always be in your-"

"Heart?"

"No your bowels. I will always be in your bowels."

[troubchannel]

*Lyrics: "You're here..."*
*Google: "NOT HERE"*

[vuyvydd]

Moral of the story:
go home Google Translate, you're drunk

[larenaabdon]

Main singer: I believe my heart will last
Background singers: I really hope so

[anorasolo]

“Unlock the door” *google translate has seen titanic, and it wasn’t happy*

[Scrofar]

The fact that her voice is legit incredibly beautiful just makes this even funnier

[ShaspioBorderwolf]

"BlazBlue can touch time"

Not only does GT know of this game, but it also knows what it's about. It fit perfectly.

[warmaster]

"Man this Titan submersible must be expensive. How do you control it?"

0:39

[baabaa]

M̶y̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶o̶n̶ *ANd I WiLL bE In mY bOWeLs*