channel memberships (youtube is giving me 500 dollars)

My actual YouTube Channel: @BigJoel

[PaMS]

The feeling of elation realizing I could obtain the worm emoji followed by the crushing reality that the membership isn't available yet is the sort of emotional rollercoaster I just can't handle Joel please don't put your audience through this

[sillygoofygoofball]

"You don't get anything besides the worm"

I know. I want the worm.

[UdderlyEvelyn]

Always take money from corporations when you can.

[Elliott-wvnv]

I regret nothing thank you miniature joel

[superpingas]

Wow another guy talking about, how original

[HeisenbergFam]

Glad Little Joel is about to get 500 $ and pay bail fees to free Big Joel who got arrested by IRS for not paying taxes

[neonlemurs]

Bless the Maker and His water.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.

[iamjustkiwi]

Joels straightforward candor about getting that bag makes me respect him all the more. No BS, no feeling a need to justify, just sigma grindset hustle and worm emoji.

[diccchocolate]

Worm time

Im wormin oh yeah

This was worth it

[fruitghst]

i can't believe you're forcing me to give you my life savings little joel, this is demonic and I won't stand for it

[notrod]

I will give you $500 if you and big joel sit down for a deep introspective talk about the symbology of a worm emoji.

[Hotshotk]

If/when I hit 500 subscribers, I was going to quietly turn memberships on for free. Now I know if I can hold out for maybe a decade, there's a non-zero chance YouTube will actually give me some money to turn them on! That, and adding a single compelling emoji as a perk - truly, you've taught me so much about being a YouTuber in such a short time! Cheers to Little Joel, patron saint of little YouTubers everywhere!

[Furiac.]

This is the only time a channel membership has appealed to me.
I want that worm.

[benmberman]

Thanks for the tip about the worm emoji!

[Eepies]

capitalist joel is an arc i never knew i needed

[wakingcharade]

'please don't do this all you get is a useless gag please do not spend your money on this' has to be the best advertising strategy there is

[Alex-cwrz]

Little Joel is now part of the bourgeoisie

[ramirosan]

A principal I try to live by is also if I can help a good dude make $500, Im all in too

[braydonthegreat]

At first i was like, nah. But then i wormed up to it

[ModelCitizen]

Thanks for the communication Lil Joel, glad you keep us posted. Really feeling in the loop over here.