The Dumbest Conversation in Oblivion...

Double fail right here...This must be some kind of glitch or bug. I was really shocked and suprised to see this..

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[ThornySnailPictures]

"What do you want breton trash?" is how I will greet every ESO breton player from now on.

[ShadowPaadin]

"It's a nice store, at least for alchemists. (Sniffs and wipes away tear) Be seeing you."

Everybody grieves in their own way.

[IrishladScark]

I once called a female NPC in Oblivion ugly
she replied "You too"

[evanmitchell]

A: "Hello"
B: "How are you"
A: "I've been reading the lusty Argonian maid"
... Long Pause ...
B: "Good Day!"

-Walks Off

[deathbringer]

Actual conversation in my play through
"Hello"
"How are you?"
"Not bad"
"Ok"
"Bye"

[spazzmaticus]

A funny thing to do, is to equip the gray cowl in a city, then run around making at least 10 guards chase you, then take the cowl off before a single one catches you. They all run up to you and tell you to "stay safe, citizen".

[HQ_Default]

Orc shopkeeper: I appreciate your business!
**closes dialogue**
Orc shopkeeper: STOP TALKING!
Me: 0_0

[djdexcat]

I can't find the video, but I remember seeing a great conversation that went:

"How goes it?"
"I've been better. How about you?"
"I've been better."
"I hope things get better."
"Goodbye."

[TheNeXusCore]

Golden Saint: "FOR THE MADGOD!"

attacks the Madgod

[MrIveyIsBonkers]

guard: Hello!
elf: What's going on with you?
guard: I heard the legion is reforming
elf: Good to know
guard: Bye
elf: Be seeing you

[TheNeXusCore]

Orc: Greetings Imperial!

*Upon being interacted with*

"Get away from me!"

[Svertek]

Elf 1: "What's going on with you?"

Elf 2: "Bye."


I love this game...

[GoUtes]

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

[AJ-rfyr]

Say what you want about the glitches and dumb conversations...these quirks are what makes Oblivion Oblivion.

[drowned]

*sneakily shoots an arrow into guy's head*

*thirty seconds of searching*

"must've just been the wind."

[ejscorp]

I like how the conversations just carry on casually even after racial insults. I once heard an Orc greet an Argonian as pond scum and it just kept on going.

[roscoejustros]

"Greetings, Redguard."
"What do you want, Breton trash?"
yes, the nords.

[Eleglas]

"I'm so hungry..."

Literally dozens of free barrels full of food around...

[TheBassDrumm]

I wish real life conversations were like the ones in Oblivion. I would never have to worry about what to say anymore, i could just say anything.

[denogowli]

Last time I played I heard a conversation like this:

"How are you?"

"I've been better"

"I care little"

I stood there in confusion for a few seconds then I walked away...