Horrible Ways You Would DIE In The Dark Ages

Are you curious about the rarest and most weird ways that you would be killed in the dark ages? Well, you came to the right video! In this video, I discuss 7 unusual ways you would die in the dark ages. middle ages and medieval times! This video is a banger, trust me bro!

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0:00 | Intro
0:19 | Bad eyesight
3:13 | Being born
5:10 | Hair Reveal
7:39 | Pirates
9:26 | Obscure laws
12:12 | Medieval football
14:09 | Witchcraft
17:03 | Alchemy

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[BrokenShid]

Interseting blind knight story:

In 1346 John of Luxembourg king of Bohemia went to battle when he was completly blind. His loayal knights made a circle around him and tied their horses to his horse so they wont lose him in battle and together they went to battle and they all died.

[rjanimations]

glad to have participated in the making of this video!! LETS

[waclavz_zz_z]

Man Thanks for the black background it finally doesn’t burn my eyes at night

[changingpeopleslivesmoon]

And probably most of people watching this ancestors survived it all

[Imft_]

To be fair, if I watched Greg from down the street spontaneously combust, I would assume it's something supernatural too.

[DoDo_]

3:12 Well a story about a blind knight is true and his name was Jan Lucemburský and he was king of Czechia and at end of his life his eyesight got so bad that he was guided by two other knights into battle that was also his last at 26. of August 1346

[FloppyFeet]

0:10 that pun was, most definitely, intended

[V_The_Machine]

How fast was that dude running to get impaled BY A COVERED KNIFE? That's like running into a baseball bat and having it pierce you.

[jeffr.]

My pagan ass facepalmed when you said "Earth, Air, Fire, and WIND." No no no...
* Water has entered the chat *

[tupik]

can we get an episode on pirates' life? very curious

[phantasma]

With your elements of Alchemy;Earth, air, fire and wind?, why will there be air and wind?, and no water?

[TheBetterchannel-]

NAH, I’m not dying in till you get 1M subs!!!

[Idontknow]

2:08 RIP bad eyesight man 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😊 😭

[TheyCallMe-sphf]

8:25 bros dissing Barbosa like this happened to him 😭🙏🏿

[jaylee]

As someone who is short-sighted I can relate 😂

[irkalla]

As someone covered in alchemical tattoos, I appreciate the accuracy of historical alchemists.

[ChefXAP]

Spontaneous human combustion was one of my biggest fears as a child 😂

[TheBetterchannel-]

1:42 Bartholomew what’s is that? That’s a stick.. Bartholomew what is that? That’s a smaller stick.. Bartholomew what is that? A lil’ kid that eats food…

[Eteryx_PM]

Btw. Will you ever do a Q&A
Or a face reveal

[angelmustafa]

You should try doing an infamous pirate list!!