Papers, Please

Oh what a surprise! You've been randomly selected by Glorious Arstotska to watch this sketch.

[SGittarius]

"children cannot learn"

"why??"

"they can't read"

[justsomeguyontheinternet]

Inspector: *Fails everything*
Arstotska: *No citations*
Me: *Wait thats illegal.*

[dylanwight]

"23rd is best I can do"

I've never heard people haggle of the days of months before, but there we have it

[OneBiasedOpinion]

That guy behind the desk has the acting skills on point.

[mitchcyclops]

teachers not needed children cannot learn

[calvinjenkins]

“Congratulations!”
“I get in?”
“Of course not.”

F U C K I N G O B L I T E R A T E D

[yanivrubin]

"Clearly you have work"
"I'm volenteer"
"You don't get paid?"
"Paid volenteer"

[Dogfighter]

"Teachers not needed, children cannot learn..."
"W-what? Why?"
"None of them can read..."
From this setting. I see truthful symbolism.

[retronymph]

FUN FACT: In early beta stages of the game you could sell searched people's nude photos for money. It was removed to make the confiscation system more serious to add tension to the late game.

[foop]

"No bathrooms in Arstotzka"
*WITH SUBTITLES*
"No bathrooms in our stores yeah get out"

[yannickmartens]

Funny thing is, the game was based on East Germany, yet everyone always thinks Russia.

[pom]

"employee of the year this fall"

[amandatravers]

"Russian Mickey Mouse, Is like regular mouse only starving and dying of dysentery."

I died.

[seensatan]

He denied everyone, but found a reason to not get a citation.





WHAT A LEGEND

[RandomManB]

There need to be a sequel with Jorji and a detainment.

[yodleed]

3:00

“My dear sweet only child, isn’t he beautiful”

Shows picture of eggplant.

*Must have gotten his kid from the salad bar*

[waitorce]

0:34 - 0:38 Can we just appreciate this fast mood transition though?

[frankm.]

"Glory to Arstotska!"
"Sure, whatever."
lol

[Whitelistful]

-Here's my passport and ID card
-No, Thanks already have one!
Cool!
11\10

[ProdTD-wdfi]

“Immigration is way down, Since we replaced the border guards with lunatics from the asylum” 4:02