X-RAY ABUSE | Papers Please - Part 4

What are the long term repercussions of getting blasted with x-rays on the daily?

[hjonkhjonk_]

Most of Mark’s playthrough of this game can be summed up in the sentence
“I don't make the rules, and if you bribe me, I don't enforce them either”

[temtrys]

I find it funny that some dude comes in and drops in a bomb, and the guard dude just comes in and is like, "The fuck is this? They barely even tried."

[kuvalparhar]

That guard is such a G. Dude just singlehandly saved over half of everybody at the checkpoint by calling the bomb a piece of crap. He even sold it.

[alexthetiger]

Watching Mark yell at his fictional son about wanting expensive crayons for a whole ass minute, then proceeding to buy it anyway was the most dad thing I've ever seen from him. Even moreso than all the "Impor" jokes

[HarukaLPs]

Everyone else: "I don't have any contraband"
Jorji: "IS DRUGS! :)'

[alexisasheep]

I can just imagine mark in an actual booth just yelling out to the line "give me bribes then we'll see" in front of all the guards who don't give a shit cause they just wanna get paid and go home

[br]

Markiplier telling his kid to adapt and draw with a rock is just him speaking from experience

[CallenderMan]

I find it hilarious that the guard was insulting the bomb while Mark was freaking out like "OH GOD WHAT DO I DO?"

[shima]

Mark yelled at the son about the crayons with the fury of 50 dads who just felt the thermostat get adjusted.

[Wolvenskorn]

Mark's son got that 100 color Crayola crayon set with the built in sharpener. He's gonna be the king of kindergarten now

[bishoukun]

It's hard NOT to like our little potato man, Jorji. His attitude is just so positive and friendly ALL of the time, and he's honest about the drugs.

[arthurthekyogre]

I'm more impressed by the fact that Mark is managing to keep his balance good while paying for heat and food everyday

[JeweledLove]

Mark: *has a bomb on his desk*

Guard: *"Oh. Hah."*

[Pegasuz]

Imagine when mark have a son:

Son: Dad, i want an expensive crayon set
Mark: When i was a kid, i was so poor-

[cosmickoffee]

I love how people become so fond of Little Potato Man and just let him go on his little drug-potato way.

[DarkenedDawn]

The Virgin Mark: "OH NO THERES A BOMB"

The Chad Border Officer: "What a piece of shit, a simpleton created this."

[galaxion]

the detanor man is such a chil dude. not only does he not give a shit about a bomb he sells that shit for parts and get paid then splits it. what a legend

[sneakyninja]

Damn the security guard didn't even flinch at the bomb Mark had. What a badass

[TheIncredibleHulk]

“Crayons? That’s a whole day’s worth of rent! I SHOT A DUDE TODAY!”

Markiplier, 2021

[nightwalker]

I like contrasting how Mark and Jack play.
Jack - I'm going to get everything right!!
Mark - Please. Go away.