I Made BETTER Traffic Laws

Traffic is solved say thank you so I can say you're welcome 𓅱

0:00 - Too Much Traffic
0:30 - How Traffic Laws Began
1:09 - What Even Are Traffic Laws
1:21 - Traffic Laws are BAD
1:46 - Fixing Traffic, Plotting Out
2:11 - Road Layout
2:50 - Street Names
3:28 - Special Talent
3:59 - Road Lines
4:30 - Honk Honk
5:23 - REVOLUTIONARY SYSTEM
6:01 - ^RANK UP
6:25 - :(
6:53 - BONUS FEATURE #1
7:32 - BONUS FEATURE #2
8:03 - BONUS FEATURE #3
8:32 - and One More Thing
8:47 - I Fixed It
9:02 - WEBSITE+MERCH
9:19 - Ŝ̬ᴜβŜ̬ᴋʀiβ𓅱

[blankpaper]

I’ve already implemented this system in my day to day life and so far everyone on the road has been honking in joy

[TaismoFanBoy]

At first I thought "wouldn't purple mean more accidents as people went faster" but then I realized they wouldn't be purple anymore, therefore only people who CAN handle high speeds without accidents would stay purple! It's genius!

[duskpvpmc]

Fun fact: Purple is already used on American roads! It’s designated for electronic toll collection signs. So with the gold “rank” you could make signs that read: “left on red permitted with gold license” or something along those lines

[SantaquinBacon]

As a Utahn, I can confirm the grid system still leads to lots of traffic (but at least it’s easy to navigate)

[GeeGog]

I know Oats Jenkins is objectively correct about everything, but imagine this: delete cars. It will definitely reduce traffic and car related accidents. maybe replace them with busses, trams, trains and replace roads with just bike lanes.

[myneckhurts_tt]

the idea of making a dedicated bike lane along side each freeway is actually kind of a genius idea

[arjunbabu]

imagine being a purple driver and when you turn 75 you're just demoted to frowny face

[Light-dukc]

grid systems cause more traffic, but I guess you're objectively right about everything

[Poké-SealTM]

You should change the red man and green man on traffic lights into Mario and Luigi.

[derphunk]

Normally if someone tried to institute a traffic caste system, I would call them crazy. But not you! You're objectively correct all the time!

[sappizza]

This is great, but I think that public transport should get as much funding as roads, which will mean less people have to drive, and traffic will be even better

[jonahgalesloot]

Traffic 3: grid system, but north/ south roads are nouns, while east/ west roads are adjectives, so you can communicate location through the intersection “smelly pole”

[RinLikesFish]

I made my parents watch this, and in my moms words, “he’s a ding-dong” and in my dads, “you lost me a long whole ago” so overall, SEAL OF APPROVAL GOOD JOB OAT 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[flyingduck]

why is everything up until bonus features always actually genuinely good, having north west ect stuff in the road would be extremely useful, honestly

[sethieboi]

So remember the north east south west thing you made? Theres some thing that you may need to draw on it, there are lines that go in the middle of the road like the letters, they mean somenthing, theres lines like _ _ _ witch means you can switch lanes and theres lines like ___ witch mean you cant, Theese help for not seeing the road ahead for no crashes, there is also mixes of the two but idk how to type that.

[memoryfound]

I wanna see if someone could somehow like, make a country, and make it so it uses this guys rules for everything, and see how long the country stays “stable”

[OboSoCool]

Finally less traffic! Oats, your so right about this! Again! And the merch looks objectively AWESOME!

[YouCanNeverEscapeMe]

Grids create many points where you need traffic lights meaning it will be extremely slow. The toddler monstrosoties are better (they actually have names like the clover interchange) because everyone has a seperate road to go on depending on where they wanna end up. That way people don't crash into eachother and interchanges are actually pretty clever

[cacovonluca]

Suggestion: You should make an "I made better World Map" with new Continents, Countries and even the Shape of the Map

[Stupedomin]

Oats Jenkins today: "I made BETTER traffic Laws!"


Oats Jenkins in a few years: "I made BETTER laws of the universe!"