Crazy Crusader Kings

[TheNorthie]

My son at 15: I love you dad!!

My son at 16: I’ve raised every lord against you and will take the throne for myself!!

[andreaw]

I've never played Crusader Kings 3, this just sounds like actual history

[notlistening]

"ELECTED another EMPEROR!? This game is rigged!"

[The_Darke_Lorde]

As a CK3 player, this is 100% accurate

[FurTheWorkers]

"What do you mean you resent how long the levies have been raised? It's been a month!"

[Solemn_vow]

Everytime my eldest son and heir has to be the dumbest and most incompetent idiot while youngest one is a straight up chad

[KillerSpaceFromOuterKlowns]

My experience in Bannerlord. "NO!!! YOU SHALL NOT WED MY DAUGHTERS!!"

My experience in CK3. "DAUGHTERS!!! GET YOUR DAUGHTERS HERE!!"

[barnvnstrubel]

That very first bit I felt in my soul. The worst part of every CK3 playthrough is having to deal with the civil war every single time my previous king dies

[thebighurt]

My favorite part is how much of this could genuinely be a historical reference and it would still work.

[DragonFae]

You forgot to add 'I could marry my son to a girl with an amazing alliance which will make my kingdom nigh untouchable. Ooor...I could marry him to the woman with basically no alliance but who has an amazing inheritable trait.'

[axolotl]

As a player of both CK2 and 3 this is so painfully accurate.

[givemeawand]

The inbreeding to keep a castle one is actually a good representation (although simplified) of why inbreeding was so common in historically. It was so that the wealth would stay in the family

[saltynagfreas]

Me: having a wonderful time, scheming and building my realm tall and strong

The elector princes: HEY BUDDY, YOURE DOING A GREAT JOB IN PROVENCE. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BEING THE KAISER!?

Me: Oh no.

[Kokoasz]

The funny thing is that this isn’t too far off from what an actual kings life was like

[CommieViking]

One time I accidentally got myself elected as emperor of the HRE just from people liking me too much

[eduardosousa]

I felt the crusade bit in my soul. If everyone worked together, perhaps we wouldn't be losing a war where we have 5x as many troops, all of which being better, but no, the AI refuses to cross a bridge we control both sides of.

[Jamhael]

"What? A plague? AGAIN? Its the 3rd in less then 10 years!"

[goose]

They mastered the art of historically accurate crusades

[ethanhopkins]

Ah very good short, but you forgot the part where the 4 good sons are killed; die in war or are Poisoned, or just die.... and you have to Reinherit the 5th boy back into the family 😂

[gungus]

That one about the failed crusade. I felt that in my soul🙏