Minecraft Real Estate: The Compound @mates.ratesYT

[ChrisHuppey]

Cobbleton. High-grief rate. Zoning laws. Community housing. Public transport. Diamond mine. Notch. This has it all 😂

[ИванИванов-хищ]

Villagers mining for diamonds instead of emeralds is smth I never expected to see

[mistahjenkins]

Funny how they so easily just go over that quick, fun little detail of "Oh yeah, we demolished a community home to make this thing that only one person with too much money is probably gonna live in"

Real Estate captured so accurately. Very impressive.

[astoria_the_fallen]

Hi I'm mason and I'm conducting the safety audit on Cobbleton. First of all, oh do I have to say it... Handrails people, I know a moat exists for a reason but its made of lava! That's a safety issue in itself, I mean what if someone falls into it? Not to mention that it is a two block jump to the other side so it isn't really protecting anything anyway, anyone could jump this. Second point is that I believe that the diamond mine is a huge safety issue, sending unlicensed villagers into a cave with lava falling from the ceiling is another issue... Do these guys even have any safety gear and equipment? I've got to say, no amount of emeralds will save whoever designed and sold this house on the market from a lawsuit.

[BAT_]

That horse is living better than every single villager in my survival world

[valemartin]

They missed the opportunity to say "a run for their emeralds"

[godricktheminecrafted]

Oh great, we’ve got gentrification in Minecraft now

[prithuneog]

We really got gentrification in minecraft before gta 6😭

[zoraix]

I can't mine enough emeralds for this

[GwnTim]

“Swedish architect Markus Personn”
That’s Notch lmfao

[Blue-xerx]

The dog nodding to him was a paid actor

[proftree]

I actually love this series it's brilliant

[puffyhowler]

When I went on YT Shorts today, "Minecraft Gentrification" was not on my bingo card, but apparently it should have been.

[StellarStarLuke]

(This is a joke)

- The open lava moat has no handrails
- The bridge does not have hand rails

- the dogs are probrobly not tamed by the buyer so rip if they get punched on a miss click
- iron golems built by players don’t attack players. Iron golems build by villagers would attack the buyer if they misclick
- lava moat is only 2 blocks wide, allowing potential attackers to jump all the way across. To remedy this, consider installing a fence on the inward side.

[johncarterofmars]

Blocksons and Sons truly are an up and coming real estate agency

[MentallyUncanny]

PLEASE THIS IS SO GOOD!!! MAKE A FULL VIDEO OF VIDEO IDEAS LIKE THIS IM BEGGING YOU

[whitegoat]

Not gonna lie, this has DanTDM's style architecture of the early 2010s. Would be a steal, if there is sandstone edgings along the lava moat for fire safety.

[Pando]

"Back to work guys" is so devious LMAO

[demogusfuta]

I'm a bit concerned about the worker's conditions in the mine, but I'm sure they'll be happy as long as they get paid more than the Oompa Loompas

[wickerderig]

Literally South Africa, diamond mines, extreme wealth inequality, and highly advanced home security, the only things it's missing are the scheduled blackouts