John Constantine is an ABSOLUTE MENACE 😂 #shorts #dc #dccomics

John Constantine is an ABSOLUTE MENACE 😂 #shorts #dc #dccomics
Song in the background is Crimewave by Crystal Castles

[davienperez]

“Outsmarted Demons angels gods and even BATMAN” lmao

[TheGuyX]

I love how outsmarting batman is considered a bigger intelligence feat than outsmarting gods

[Grandflea]

John is one of the only characters in DC who disrespects swamp thing and survives.
"Ya walking salad."

[alfonsoleonsantiago]

Trigon: WHO DARE SUMMON ME?
John: Oi mate. Could you give me a light?

[msrlapin]

The thing about Constantine is that he knows how to play a losing hand and win. When he was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, he sold his soul to three separate demons. When they all showed up to collect, they realized that going to war for Constantine's soul would be suicide. Their only choice was to heal him.

[lucianlazarus]

You know he's the real deal when he outsmarted "BATMAN"💅🤯🤯

[moisesremusmajan]

He even got a BALLS to talk back against the presence in front of the spectre.

[moonknight]

Bro had the guts to ask Satan to light his cigarette 💀

[WeaponXSigma]

Bro went into a bar full of dark magicians to rescue his boys and basically said to the other dark magicians, "Smells like bitch in here. All of you smell like bitch to me." Then walked out unharmed with his boys

[emosnotdead]

“He once walk into a bar, killed 3 people with a pencil. With a f*cking pencil!” oh! that was the other John.

[walterwhite]

So he summoned a demon god just to light a cigarette? What a total Chad he is.

[honeybaba]

Outsmarting Gods, Demons, Angels, especially Batman is a Serious SHIT Bro 🔥🔥🔥

[MrDee]

Let's not forget he emotionally manipulated an alternate version of himself, then destroyed that universe just to save himself.

[Sheild_against_the_wicked]

Constantine can outsmart cosmic beings and no one bats an eye. He outsmarts Batman and you automatically know just how intelligent John Constantine really is.

[Victorblud]

There's an urban legend among comic writers that some of the people who wrote Constantine comics actually ran into him too.

[rebirth]

His main ability is also just being supremely lucky

[rprflmezyt]

Trigon: I'm the most powerful being in the world
Constantine: Can you light this cigarette

[kansergaming]

"Outsmarted even Batman"

Yep. Constantine is a Batman-level threat.

[davidsirmons]

Just to let everyone know, Keanu Reeves FINALLY succeeded in getting a Constantine 2 greenlit.

[imannuelchristoper]

Man is just the chillest person in the multiverse