The Best Comebacks and Insults in Archer | FX

Well, that's gotta hurt. Check out some of the best insults and comebacks in Archer. Stream all episodes on Hulu.

FX’s Archer is an animated, half-hour comedy that follows Sterling Archer as he navigates the changing landscape of the spy world. In season 14, Archer and The Agency are finding their own way with Lana at the helm. Her goal is to make money while also making the world a better place, but she quickly finds out running a spy agency isn’t so cut and dry.

The Best Comebacks and Insults in Archer | FX

[FXNetworks]

There isn't enough aloe vera in the world for these burns.

[nordaj_]

"he's had the clap so many times it's more like applause" is my personal favourite

[thetuftedpuffin]

“I will climb inside you with my shoes on” is such an unhinged threat I love it

[bguzewi]

My favorite is when Pam asks Cyril if he can explain compounding interest to Cheryl: “Maybe, if we had an infinite amount of time… and she were someone else.”

[liamh.]

2:58 easily the most brutal takedown Lana has ever had

[richardhart]

“Immigrants! That’s how they do, you know. Just drive around, listening to raps, and shooting all the jobs.” That one should be in some kind of hall of fame. 😂😅😂🤣

[elitesam]

1:10 "Interspecies breeding" 😭

[dennisfrank]

the classic irishman's dilemma: do I eat the potato now or let it fermet so I can drink it later - brutal

[LC-thmi]

They missed out the time Archer was asked to assassinate a fat guy and he replied "Oh, what, is diabetes busy?"

[geardog]

2:58 Good Lord, it’s like they predicted the future.

[mho...]

Mallory: "Im getting a Seaweed Wrap"
Gillette: "I didnt knew they make Sushi with dry Clams"

savage

[dravis]

My fav line is when they're all gonna eat something disgusting and someone says "O God, it tastes worse than it smells!" then Pam says " If I had a nickel for every time I've heard

[Genethagenius]

R.I.P. to the amazing Jessica Walter. You are missed!

[touremuhammad]

2:58 It’s as if Cheryl was the Gypsy & hasn’t realized it yet! 😅

[John_Wall]

My all-time favourite is when Mallory accuses Pam of looming over her like "some sort of henge."

[georgeprchal]

Who are you: Comrade Question?
Always a classic.

[EBFilmsMan]

I love Cheryl predicting accurately that one day Lana would run the agency.

Just like the gypsy woman said!

[RexTheWolf]

I finally decided to watch Archer cause before when it first came out I thought it was gonna be stupid and I was so wrong. This show rocks on all cylinders and I love all the characters.

[BatkoNashBandera]

I guess we're not doing "phrasing" anymore.

[rstreet]

Mallory is the 🐐
Cheryl going off on lana like that was classic