Best comebacks

[ceozaid]

I’ve been getting my bread up by literally downloading the app that pays you to walk‼️🫢 I got you the link is on my page😉

[Oki]

“You’re adopted!”
“At least my parents wanted me!”
“Your first ones didn’t”💀

[Homemadesushi]

We gettin out of the womb with these comebacks🔥🔥🔥🔥

[lizzyduckstar]

My only comebacks are “that’s cool” “that’s nice” “fantastic” in the most unfazed tone ever

[sxylvia.]

"Was i talking to you?"
"No but now you are"
"I meant before you talked to me"
Comeback to the comeback

[Milkacowsarepeng]

realistically never heard anyone go ‘red’ in an argument but noted 👏🏻

[zawgislowkdepressing]

We goin straight back to daycare wit the comebacks‼️‼️ 🔛🔝

[-Yesilovecats-]

'Learn to make a joke'
'Learn to make one. '
'Wha- I just said that?'

[Purplesparklingcrown]

“Fight me”
THATS CONSIDERED ANIMAL ABUSE.

[draftsbylivvy]

„Your red“
„Ok your green“
Legend says the first dude’s still crying about being green

[ImSoBoredd]

"Learn to make a joke"
"Learn to make one"

[conflictmazter]

"learn to make a joke"
"I'll ask your parents to teach me since they made you"💀💀💀

[Indy]

“BTW there is an app that pays u to walk I linked it on my page” is such a good comeback omg

[willowdif]

BRO WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥

[ytytu]

You know the argument is getting heated when they say “red”

[mihika.drawss]

"I can't stand you"
"Then sit down"
What if they're already sat-

[Lishachimpus]

Gettin out of the stroller with this one🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[grace_]

bro destroyed the whole kindergarten with this one 😂

[Laialaialailai]

who is actually gonna say "red" in an argument

[mehhbham]

The 1st graders r gonna love these comebacks🥳✌🏼








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