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Some of the best comebacks, replies and insults dealt by Dr. Gregory House!

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[marcelo]

I love the dwarf episode:
"Are you high?"
"Higher than you"
I died

[gavinrivera]

"Are you being intentionally dense?"
"Huh?"

Had me rolling🤣

[lukeritchie]

When Taub and chase are talking about fighting and Taub says “I took on 3 guys in college once, ” House, walking in, says “ I hope they bought you dinner first”

[ramerboi]

They forgot to add:
Cuddy: "The two of you have a combined IQ of 300"
House: "So do five morons"

[Exploit]

"If her DNA was off by one percent she'd be a dolphin" lmfao

[keithdean]

House introducing himself at the clinic
"I am a

Love that line

[geniehossain]

Cuddly: I was being sarcastic!
House: Won’t look that way in the court transcript.
LOL

[pridepotterz]

“We got rectal bleeding”
house: “what, all of you?”
Me: in tears 😭

[Speedy_Cockroach]

Imagine if Hugh Laurie didn't apply for this part, and imagine if the producers didn't choose him. People say perfection doesn't exist, but the casting of house literally is lol

[KINGofkingser]

"we got rectal bleeding"

"All of you?" hahahaa

[gutz]

"You stash your drugs in a Lupus text book."
"It's never Lupus." LOL

[itkojecockot]

Foreman: "we plug one hole and end up poking another"
House: "are we talking about the patient or how to get a raise from Cuddy ?"

[elliotdoesnotcare]

Dwarf: "Are you high?"

House: "Higher than you"

[seymourbuttz]

"Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again"
I think that's the one thing house said that 100% of doctors can agree with

[muhammedhatem]

The fact that every scene Wilson talks to House while walking, he's always slowing his pace like he's following him rather than the other way around which I find really considerate of him

[kian]

7:05
“aRe YoU bEinG iNteNtiOnALLy dEnSe?!”

“hUH”

[thatissomebadhatharry]

Everybody is giving credit to the house but we gotta appreciate the writers of this show. Seriously they are the real house behind this show.

[XaviRonaldo]

"if her DNA were out by 1% she'd be a dolphin" I laughed way too hard for way too long at that

[lebbo]

"ARE YOU BEING INTENTIONALLY DENSE!?!"

"Huh??"

Perfect!!! One of the absolute best.

[HighwayDrive]

"What are you hiding?"
"I'm that's not what you meant, does explain a lot though...no girlfriends, always with Wilson"" LMAO Love this dude.