Let's Not Talk About That (Whitney Avalon ft. CaptainSparklez Jordan Maron)

Join Jordan Maron (AKA #CaptainSparklez) and me on the dance floor in this new music video about trying to have some fun and balance in a world gone mad. You’ve NEVER seen either of us like this before! #ComedySong

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** CREDITS **

CAST
Her: Whitney Avalon
Him: Jordan Maron
Dancers: Alexa Fung, Kevin Ross, Kevin Huang, Cammie Tolleshaug, Kevin Perdido, Ashley Paige

CREW

Associate Producer: Ed Powell

Music Producer: Dirty Hollywood
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Editor: Kate West
Hair, Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee Castro
Key Grip: Billy Brenner
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
Recording Engineer: Will Hampton
Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer
Colorist: Pierce Cook
1st Assistant Camera: Alejandro Echevarria
Production Coordinator: Sarah J. Eagen
G&E Swing: Joe Baltazar
PA: Alice Prime
BTS Camera, Stills: Steve Goodloe
Special Thanks: Asher Brown, Pollution Studios

The #dancemusic for this track is inspired by artists like Rihanna, The Lonely Island, and Calvin Harris. If you love the snark, satire, and unexpected musical moments in my Princess Rap Battle videos, I hope you’ll also enjoy them in an original song like this one!

** LYRICS **
HER: I spot you 'cross the dance floor
A hottie 'cross the dance floor, baby
I've got to cross the dance floor
HER: Hi. HIM: Hi.
And then we're grinding so close
The rest of the world disappears
I want you straight in my veins like a lethal dose
You're whispering in my ears like--
HIM: Did you hear about the nuclear escalation?
The whole North Korea situation?
We need to redouble our dedication
To prioritizing this issue as a nation
HER: Huh.
Let's not talk about that
Put your body on mine and go with the flow
C’mon, help me forget for a while
Let's dance like there's no tomorrow
HIM: Yeah, there might not be a tomorrow
HER: Let's not talk about that
HIM: Okay
HER: Great!
And then we're grinding so close
The rest of the world disappears
I want you straight in my veins like a lethal dose
You're whispering in my ears like--
HIM: What's your stance on atheism?
Belief systems regularly cause a schism
You don't need a higher power to choose altruism
But these days it's all conflated with cynicism
HER: Let's not talk about that
Put your body on mine and go with the flow
Would you just let me forget for a second, geez
Let's dance like there's no tomorrow
Let's not talk about--
HIM: Is being centrist even possible in this divisive political climate of clickbait news features?
Does the growing consumption of plant-based meals indicate a mass realization that we now have the choice not to torture living creatures?
What does it mean for our society that sports figures and YouTube stars earn millions more than school teachers?
As the planet trends toward no longer sustaining our species, whose responsibility is it to push for more thorough preventative procedures?
HER: Let's not talk about that, let's not talk about that
Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow)
Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow)
Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow)
Let's talk about that over breakfast

** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **

If you made it all the way to here, comment "ooh, scandalous!” below!!!

[Eli-gnkm]

JORDON IS WITHIN FIFTY FEET OF A WOMAN AND HE"S TALKING ABOUT POLITICS SOUND THE ALARM

[MrSnipers]

This is the first time Jardon has ever associated with politics, women, and religion and it's all in one video.

[ultraliskbuilder]

Not the real Jardon
He did not mention the calories involved in breakfast.

[lacari]

**jordan pulls you close and whispers**
Did you know the Ford GT exhaust diameter is 4.5 inches. This number is actually very significant because a few years ago when Ford started...

[bubbus]

Jardon:*kisses a girl*
All his fans: wait that’s illegal

[weaselo]

The Captain Sparklez Subreddit just got a ton of ammunition.

[Official_Mr_Lex]

It’s weird to see Jordan being sexual but this was hilarious.

[LegendYT]

Jordan: “I once hugged a girl.”


Us: “You sure about that?”

[michaelk.steinberg]

As an avid watcher of J[literally any combination of letters]an for the last 6 years, growing up watching his content, this is the most controversial piece of content that could have ever been produced. I am in complete shock and disbelief on how on earth you managed to drag our beloved gym rat out of his pixelated world and actually interact with a real world FEMALE.

To say the least, this will BREAK. THE. INTERNET.

[laviniahkelly]

Everyone: how did you get jardon to do this
Whitney: let’s not talk about that 😂

[darincantu]

What kinda dirt do you have on the captain? Haha this is amazing. How did you get him to do this?!

[EtanChamare]

Who is that man? He looks just like Jardon, but it can’t possibly be Jardon. I mean, he’s in the same room as a girl and talking politics/religion!

[Osanor]

PLEASE I need a behind a scenes or bloopers or something where Jordan breaks character or looks uncomfortable lol

[robertbarnes]

I know this is late. But this is why Jordan can’t win Minecraft championships.Too much grinding on girls and talking about politics and not enough practicing snake ladder.

[wilxaxe]

YO WTF DID CAPTIN SPARKLES REALLY JUST LITERALLY CONNECT HIS UPPER AND BOTTOM LIPS TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHICH WAS A GRILL!!!!

[oscargimblett]

This is exactly the OPPOSITE of everything Jordan is on his youtube channel. The flirting, the politics. I LOVE IT.

[thestrawberrydino]

Omg....that was like seeing my dad with another woman....

[dvakizi]

This version of the song “Revenge” looks weird

[fxdj]

The irony of it is that in his videos Jardonian is the one who says "Let's not talk about that"

[Shorteagle]

I think I've got abs like Jardon now from laughing haha