how we write/review code in big tech companies

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[IsaacPiera]

If you delete the test it cannot fail. Smart

[McWickyyyy]

You pass 100% of the tests you don’t write

[mrobject]

And now you guys realize why there's so many bugs in software/games, it's because we're just winging it man.

[edentov]

There was this one post where this girl mentioned that whenever she made a post asking ppl for advice/tips, she would also make a fake account to reply to her own post with an outrageously wrong answer and that would make ppl reply to the fake account with the correct answer, bc ppl don't like helping others, but they LOVE correcting them. so yeah, take her advice if you want answers asap lol. (ik this might sound unrelated to the video, but the LGTM part kinda reminded me of that post for some reason)

[whoawhatwhy]

"wow your code works!" -boss
"I can't believe my code works" -employee

[Mbregs]

::Gets slack message from QA:: Hey can we zoom real quick?

[quym]

company: I have no idea why Im still paying.
customer: I have no idea why Im buying.
the others: I have no idea what these people are doing.

[leovids]

Me, a mechanical engineer.
"I have no idea what I just watched."

[timothypryor]

As a hacker and bug bounty seeker, thank you for making it so I can stay employed.

[R.E.Z.]

The amount of times I saw “don’t delete the line above! It doesn’t do anything but it breaks when we take it out” was surprising

[rickywilliams]

Me reading y’all comment on it having never written a single code:

“I have no idea why I’m reading”

[jaym]

I was interning at this tech company (in the gulf region) that had a Russian senior engineer, man could literally compile code in his head, would block merge req even if a comma was off. I once deleted few tests just to meet deadlines, had hell break down on me.

[bekttfuture]

I am so glad, cause as a CS student... I have no idea what I am doing or reading either!!

[randomdamian]

Then:
"Twitter: Our servers are currently on maintnance, thank you for your understanding, see you soon"

[kamikamieu]

“Big tech company”
This guy: **compiles youtube-dl*

[rachelmcrachel]

Majoring in programming and the imposter syndrome is hitting kinda hard. I needed this lmao

[thecrusader]

I've been stumped on this for a long while, this is a life saver. I will be following this channel for more walkthroughs, thank you.

[desboom]

Bro... the time I discovered u can just type 'return (value)' to pass a test, was probably the best of my life. Though, since I am a beginner, our projects are quite simple. I didnt know u could delete them and still pass though.

[justamanofculture]

"Sometimes to confuse the enemy, one must confuse themselves first."

*Art of War - Confused Sun Tzu*

[karthurh]

"You don't fail if you don't try"
Man; WISE.