The Man Who Stuck His Head in a Particle Accelerator #shorts

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[Mundane_Anthropoid]

“He went on to complete his PHD”, and worked at a particle accelerator before that

[eroraf]

You’d think those warning lights would have multiple redundancies, not to mention a fail-safe that prevents operation while a human is in the test chamber.

[iamirian]

Coulda been an AWESOME super villain, named Hadron.

Come on marvel, it literally wrote itself.

[elKinesis]

Seeing a light "brighter than a thousand suns" sounds like a pretty cool experience, minus the medical complications

[makukawakami]

Basically getting shot in the face by cobra commander

[alexander-mauricemillamlae]

Its worth noting that the paralyzed half of his face also effectively stopped aging. So he looks way younger on one half of his face than on the other if you stand in front of him.

[TheSolidSnakeOil]

So, the same as astronauts when they get blasted by high velocity particles. Just way, way faster. Bright, bright flashes.

[indybruining]

Of course it was the Russian particle accelerator.

[SalMinella]

They should’ve had a sign that said don’t put your head in the Hadron Collider.

[bradp]

Someone took The Watchmen comic a bit too literally

[rob]

He's forgetting the part where every possible question and mystery of the universe was unveiled to him in that fraction of a second

[allanfahrenhorst-jones]

Damn, should have removed the fuse. Any home electrician knows that. 😂😂

[louisbecker]

"... and will never again need a flashlight in the dark."

[cptmalcolmreynolds]

The reason why he got VERY little radiation is actually fascinating. Look up Kyle Hill on this topic. So cool. Science is awesome

[TheDramacist]

When your life's work isn't known. But the time you stuck your head in a particle accelerator is 8(

[WallKenshiro]

"The Superman exists, and he's a Soviet."

[GemCandy]

'Have you ever wondered what'll happen when you stick your head in a machine you've never even heard off?'

[gyllkrans]

I'm highly disappointed that he didn't grow superpowers.

[bigpainful]

Bro survived the power of the sun piercing his face

[blackcountryme]

The hymn spring to mine "I've seen the light, ive seen the light.... for thats what i have seen"