Dr. Bright! Chainsaws Are NOT The Solution!

Largely due to the fact that he is begrudgingly stuck being immortal, Dr. Bright is known to be a jokester from time to time at the SCP Foundation.
There is a list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation.
This video explains one of those things.

#shorts

[Nightfire]

I love how absolutely pissed Hunter sounds at the end, as he's really had enough with these chainsaws

[weirdkidplayinggames]

I was like “682 is going to be in here somewhere, isn’t he”

[pascalschwerdtmann]

When you're immortal, the only actual problem is to fight boredom and I think Dr.Bright does an exceptionally good job.

[bobtehdinosaur]

I don't know man, I'm siding with Dr. Bright on this one...

[anderquirey]

Except that one time. And it was glorious

[justsomesquonkwithinternet]

The Chainsaw Cannon is unappreciated by the Foundation

[TheLostDestroyer]

Wait till he finds out about chainswords

[fignewton]

A chainsaw cannon would pretty interesting. Engineering wise they would need to be gyroscopically sound in order to create a direct flight path, otherwise the engine would cause it to flip all over the place

[hesitant]

"...not permitted to try and solve any problem with chainsaws"
Dr. Bright: And I took that personally

[ivanhunter]

05 council: Dr. Bright chainsaws are not the solution to every problem

DR. Bright:name an instance where they weren't

[Kylorin]

Madness! Like high explosives, chainsaws are a valid solution to all problems!

[TheYouTubeCommentor]

Well now, I don't see the problem with the extended utilization of such a remarkable tool. More chainsaw is hereby required for all foundation tasks.
Edit: I am not Dr. Bright's alt account.
Edit 2: no I'm not dr clef either

[RichtorGroude]

you're right, chainsaws are not the solution, it's a question, the answer to which is yes

[mrfoam]

Me before: Dr bright is kind of insane. Me after: Dr bright is an unappreciated genius in our time and should be worshiped

[Crea.mp]

I Saw the list on the wiki and all i can say about it is…





I think some chainsaws could help to solve the issues they have with dr bright lmfao 😂

[Eddiember]

Hey, more chainsaws came in handy for that one situation, and it was cool.

[Musicandhugsforever]

Come up with your own way if killing, Dr Bright. Don't copy horror movies.

[dogsshouldnotbevegan]

All of these are good examples on how to use a chainsaw, I don’t know why they’re keeping Dr. Bright from so many things

[jki]

Okay this cross the line, chainsaws are extremely useful and great problem solvers. :p

[gasmaskedcitizen]

"Chainsaws are not to be used to cut a sandwich"

*Life of Boris: Aha, another western spy!*