Skyblock: Potato War 2

i just really like potatoes

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Happy Alley by Kevin MacLeod

[queenchaosyet]

“This mans playing checkers while I’m farming potatoes”

Is such a raw and powerful sentence.

[vinsio]

"Are you stalking me?"


*"No, I'm doing investigative journalism."*

[jarofslime]

"you were kicked from the guid by im_a_squid_kid for reason 'bozo'."
that was legitimately foreshadowing

[derekiswalking]

"This man's been playing checkers WHILE I'VE BEEN FARMING POTATOES" is one of the hardest lines ever spoken in Minecraft. Technoblade never loses.

[caffeineaddict]

"This dude has a mental illness"
techno then describes how he crawled through his base to calculate his minions rates with a stopwatch
(that shit was so funny to me)

[Kami]

Imagine being so dedicated to being #1 in Potatos you accidentally become one of the highest players in the world in a completely different and unrelated field. That's like working to become the smartest person in the world and accidentally becoming the fourth best in the world at Irish tap dancing.

[stellabarrett]

This video was the tipping point that has left me thoroughly convinced that Technoblade is fueled by nothing but raw spite and hubris.

[TheForkRebel]

I have mad respect for Squid Kid for being able to keep up with Techno, while also being in college.

[mrzombie]

squidkid: Ha, he wont be able to track my potatoes if i disable the API!
Techno: *crawls inside farm and uses stopwatch to calculate output*
squidkid: b r u h

[Sutaokami]

"I fear not the man who has planted ten-million different plants, but the man who has planted one plant ten-million time's" ~Some punch kick dude

[MeatCreamer]

When techno was getting alchemy I felt so bad for the number Number one guy, he must of been freaking out thinking techno was gonna take his spot too

[Boxygirl]

1:54 for anyone wondering, his alt’s name is literally just Potatoes in French

This man is a master of disguise, almost on par with Squid and his Bozo alt

[lucanichilo]

When you realize SMP earth was just a Distraction

[ElectricSnivy]

Why is nobody talking about
Squid: "im not joking im dropping school"
Techno: "that's not wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"

[s.o.k.]

squid: "He has a mental illness"
Techno 1 minute later "so then I crawled through his farm and meticulously timing his minions and put it into a spreadsheet also I created an entire SMP series as part of my master plan"

[tackk]

I love how even though he disses squid kid he acts like that older brother thats "I can bully him but YOU can't" I love him may he rest in peace

[lucasdeluca]

This man joined an entire SMP as a tactic in the Potato War, and didn't even care about it yet still was able to take over the entire world

[ball]

Students: math won’t help in real life
Techno: “calculates the potatoe output of his enemies so that he may rule”

[ethandavies]

Technoblade getting rank 4 in alchemy is the Hypixel equivalent of when Magnus Carlsen (current chess world champion) suddenly appeared on the fantasy football global rankings

[TheWoov]

I like how foogle returned as the one person techno needed to get a new minion slot, techno even remembered his dragon armour sike trade and partially forgived him for it