the deadliest sword in skyblock

not gonna lie i mostly made this video because someone sent me this ridiculously good thumbnail and i thought it would be criminal not to use it at some point
credits to my little sister for helping get that footage of floof walking out the door. that took way longer to record than you would think, that dog is either completely stationary or going ZOOM at all times lmao
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[Technoblade]

You thought it was a chance at financial security, *BUT IT WAS ME, DEO*

[glm]

“Shut up nerd I said *DEADLIEST*
Cause it’s made the most things *DEAD* “

The words of a true English major

[wado]

And little did we know im_a_squid_kid was farming potatoes the entire time.

[relievedfoxy]

I just realized one of the people who canceled the trade for the helmet was foogle from the potato war

[fogtheghost]

"Don't be a young dragon, don't be an old dragon, be a superior dragon." This feels inspirational.

[cash]

Everyones calling Ranboo cool for talking to ender men when technoblade was talking to Obsidian Defenders before it was cool

[mist]

Best moments:

1. "There was nothing else i could do, i was *mildly inconvenienced!* 4:08 - 4:11

2. Techno explaining hot potato books 6:17 - 6:26

3. "Do you need a hug?" *Defender nods shakingly* *"Laughs* Okay i'll give you a hug- AAA!" 7:12 - 7:18

[streengbean]

It’s the deadliest because it’s made the most things dead

-Technoblade, English Major

[Copur_]

that "shut up nerd" was the most genuine insult i've ever heard techno say

[audreybrown]

Can we talk about how his real life dog is named Floof. The killer of orphans, the blood god has a dog named Floof.

[technotribute]

0:38 how I felt when I heard our young King had passed. But then realized he doesn't have to fight and struggle anymore. Technoplane forever more and I appreciate all that you gave us even when it was hard to do so.

[EthanAnimatez]

It was a very calm intro...

Then the wolves blew up.

*Depression*

[tetrahedronal]

Obsidian defender: lonely
technoblade: want a hug?
Obsidian defender: *_nods_*
Technoblade: ah, sure ok
Obsidian defender: You fell for it fool, Obsidian Cross Split Attack!
Techno: screams in damage

[gigaprofisi]

7:12
"Do you need a hug?"
**nods slightly**

i am dead

[islgimhan]

Rest in Peace, Techno.
"Death is sorrowful as it gets. Sometimes life isn't going the way you expected.
We might forget and go into the same path as he did.
But let's cherish the moment while it lasted."

[xtxl]

The origin of "Wait, you're not pulling a Foogle are you?" is here

[AntonBagin]

So that’s why he said “I forgive you for your past crimes” when he got the enchanted mutton from Foogle during the potato war

[totalynotcatherine]

"the deadliest sword in skyblock"
Starts it off with cute dogs.

[Crocz]

0:18 you’ve raised the video budget so high to even consider hiring paid actor? Very nice technoblade.

[jackiefox_]

“Do you need a hug?”
The skeleton: yes yes yes yes yes yes