flying in skyblock

five dollars says the spirit mask is actually part of some incredibly overpowered secret set and it'll suddenly become the most valuable item when it's discovered. midas sword always gonna suck tho
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[aethyrial]

“Can you fly?”
“‘Yes”
“What did it cost?”
“Being able to touch the ground”

[cheesyboi]

Techno: “I must go now, my people need me.”

That one guy in the chat: “We are your people.”

[fforacomrade]

Imagine being one of the ghasts and seeing a flying pig coming at you 20 blocks per second

[umbreonfan]

6:56 If someone jumped off a cliff would you follow too?
Everyone in the lobby: *YES*

[grey]

"Imagine trying to enjoy skyblock"
-This post was made by the admins

[inkvendor]

"did you reach max speed?"
"yes."
"and what did it cost?"
"my social life."

[Kamiigoroshii]

“People might actually start enjoying the game.”

And I died.

[idk-lfdh]

Some random person: "when pigs fly"
Technoblade: "and I took that personally"

[blurryface]

"Admins Techno did something."
"Oh god not again."

[cole]

6:57

The infamous suicide cult of technoblade jumping to their deaths after attempting to imitate their pig+ leader

[vakez]

Timedeo: *sells ember rod for 100k*

Technoblade: *sells raw porkchop for 100k*

[UMMusic]

The greatest storyteller of the Minecraft community.

[alexgames]

Bow Down To The Great Technoblade The Literal “When pigs fly” Achievement And King Of The Sky

[hiimIan]

Techno: "Its very possible I overpaid for this"

Skyblock players 10 months later: *paying 12mil for literally any book in the dark ah*

[martian]

That time when Technoblade
unintentionally caused a mass ritual suicide

[sirnutmeg]

i'm in awe at how he KNOWS all of this like... he played for HOURS not only to get all this good stuff but to Learn How to get What. he's so silly i love him

[Pigforsale]

Then: "when pigs fly"
Now: "when pigs lead a resistence"

[JaxonStAnne]

Everyone: practising all week for Minecraft Monday.
Technolade: flys around in skyblock and still wins easily

[ellap]

My mom: "If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you?"
Skyblock players: *Hold my beer*

[RovyWorth]

Remember when 250k was a lot? Now everyone has billions and auctions are pointless