Water Sausage

A sausage made of water.

[turkey_thom_yorke]

Hearing his unenthusiastic early voice is so jarring

[zacharydragonsblood]

This was ordinary sausages joker origin story.

[ZWolf]

The best part about seeing this again in short format is that this is the one. This is the moment that broke Mr. Sausage.

Before this point we had a normal voiced chicago resident trying to turn fast food into delicious sausage. After this moment MOUSTACHE PETER GRIFFIN SHOVES RANDOM THINGS INTO A GRINDER WHILE SCREAMING.

This is the moment when Mr. Sausage realized what kind of "people" the core youtube audience is and what career path he had chosen.

[MitoNova]

$27 on that lobster! "-should cook the water sausage." "How come you didn't score the water sausage?" You want me to cook the water sausage? I-I'm gonna cook the water sausage. $30 on lobster tail! 30 do- and this is what the people wanna see. The water sausage. $45 I spend on lobster tail- Water and oil, uhh, are the perfect combination with high heat. Alright, let's, uh really, mess up my kitchen. I-I-I can't believe we actually, uh, pulled this off. It's the temperature of boiling. Water sausage! Here we go.. Uhh.. it basically tastes.. like, uh, a hot.. intestines. You know hot stomach lining. So uh yeah, the-the water sausage: a 0 out of 5. Bop bop bop, bah bah.

[Bagel]

The best thing is that this is the video I use to show everyone this channel, everyone is mesmerized and wonders why the hell you'd do it.

[spurs_]

He tried so hard to make it burst but the sausage gods denied it.

[MarcosGarcia-etqu]

This will forever be the funniest sausage you ever made lmao

[felln.dercole]

That was actually terrifying 😭 essentially a water balloon with boiling water in it on high heat what could go wrong

[DuploBone]

Still awaiting the long awaited hot dog water sequel. 🌭 🌊 🤞

[ntrogasoline]

over the course of 2 years, the pricing of the lobsters in sausageville, florida had dramatically increase. now the lobster sausage is worth 12 vigintillion dollars, no tax.

[SolvingOurKreation]

I keep commenting on GMM episodes to get you on their show. You deserve 1 million subscribers by the end of this year!

[pvpxrt]

Yes the people want the water sausage 5.4 million to be exact

[skittles]

Here after the lobster boiled and maple syrup has broke him

[stormydeath]

Wow I’m really early.
Love your videos!

[NocturnBear]

Obligatory suggesting of Ox Tail Sausage. Pan sear them first, for delicious reasons, before slow cooking (or similar) them until super tender!

(Also, unless you don't mind paying full price, I'd suggest either waiting for them to go on sale or check to see if any butchers have them "cheap")

[OdysseusMcNobody]

Some of us wont even be able to put the down payment on our 3rd yaht and hes flaunting his Lobstertail mr. MONEYbags!

[RichardFicociello]

This hasn’t aged well … you should see how much crab js

[catwier]

Start talking like this again, you kinda annoying now no offense ❤love ya ✌️

[got_no_name]

I think it might have needed some salt and pepper