Earth Sausage

See the moment where I give up on the audience!

Sausage Links:

[averystephens]

Finally the series has ended, Earth, Air, Fire, and Water sausages

[PhillyChzStak]

"It tastes like dirt"
People who suggested dirt sausage: "I don't know what I was expecting"

[noaoah]

that "lets sausage" was so phenomenally and thoroughly unenthusiastic that I almost fell out of my chair

[vellynis]

"Not just your mothers, but your fathers too."
This was supposed to be a dirt sausage, not a salt sausage.

[usaccdecks]

He has become the sausage avatar
He has finally mastered all of the sausage elements

[Tardly]

Mr. Sausage has finally collected all elemental sausages, now he is the most powerful being in the Sausage universe.

[Butternoob]

You’ve now made earth, wind, and fire sausage. The next logical step is a September sausage

[maximumeffort]

“You people are undeserving of my sausage.” — mr sausage 2021

[gannonreilly]

We did it, fellas. We broke him. We thought it’d be the casing, but we really did it this time.

[RoyalDogmeat]

Imagine being a prehistoric plankton, settling for millennia at the bottom of the sea, only to to be stuffed into a sausage. Truly a destiny for the Chosen Ones

[sothyvirerksin]

I gasped when I read, "Earth Sausage" like, "Omg it finally happened" and 1st thing he said was "All of your mothers" and it was well worth it then he said something about my daddy and it was like a cherry on top.

[swagzagoon]

My brain: "he did it..."
Comment section: "he did it..."
Mrs. Sausage: "he did it."

[definitelynotmiserio]

That was the most passive aggressive "let's sausage" I've ever heard.

[aficionadoavacado]

“Will it blow?!”
*oh dear god no Mrs. Sausage is finally gonna kill him*

[echomikoart]

"all of your mothers" is my new favourite insult

[JuanACookie]

combined with the heart sausage he can finally summon Captain Planet Sausage.

[anonomystic]

We did it guys. We finally broke him. He's on our side now.

[fe_easy]

Now we need the Infinity Sausages:
Power Sausage
Reality Sausage
Time Sausage
Space Sausage
Soul Sausage
Mind Sausage

[davidmonheim]

That snarky "let's sausage" really got me

[aaronmeives]

Ordinary Sausage now has to conclude this with the Avatar Sausage, a mixture of earth, water, air, and fire sausage