Batman Totally Doesn't Die

The Justice League face impossible odds. Batman makes the ultimate sacrifice.

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[blackcitadel]

Silly Green Lantern, pointing out that your strength varies to maintain dramatic tension kills all the dramatic tension, thus instantly weakening you to maintain dramatic tension.

[Diable_Jambee]

Hawkmen:"Why won't you die batman!?"

Batman:"Nano-plot armors son!"

[okyx]

Flash: can't you phase through the door?
Mm: can't you?
Flash: touche

[gojoisakitkatfr]

'The strongest members of the justice league... aNd ThE gReEn LaNtErN'
💀

[bigyoshi]

Prepman can’t die, he’s absolutely not a Bane victim and is clearly boundless in power

[Lazyguy]

How Hawkgirl's voting went in the show:

Confirmed votes:
Superman: Yes ( confirmed that he broke the tie)
Green lantern: didn't vote (he felt his feelings were too personal to vote)

Heavily implied:
WonderWoman: No (she was very vocal about her betrayal, and there was tension when hawkgirl rejoined)
Flash: Yes ( was defending her throughout the voting and was one of the 1st ones to start hanging out with her when she returned)

Going off context:
MM: Yes( understood why she did it and felt sorry for her because she's exiled now)
Batman: No (he didn't say much about it, but knowing him, he definitely wouldn't trust her after the invasion)

[MrJomalley]

Alfred sure doesn't need a wingman for hawkgirl



I'll let my self out

[lolangreal]

Alfred and hawk girl duo better be in the future

[DarknetDude]

Martian Manhunter, aren’t you as strong as Superman, with intangibility powers, hundreds of years of experience and a super psychic mind?

MM: “I really wish I could help you, I really do...”

[widyadwi]

Alfred are the real winner here, lucky old bastard

[gateway]

Alfred: "You little sh*ts"
Flash: "Am I going to prison?"
Batman: "You're going to hell."

-Comic accurate conversation right there 🤣

[desmondmalone]

2:17 the one time Flash had a smart idea

[warllockmasterasd]

Superman not only saved BATMAN., But also his comfy chair.
true friendship.

[philipbushby]

“I Really Wish I Could Help You” is Hilarious 😂

[loris]

That's so true, electricity is the kryptonite of everyone in this show

[MichiMajor]

0:52 "You made those words up" Okay, Soldier Boy

[bildo]

Flash: Am I going to prison?
Batman: You’re going to hell!

😅😂🤣

[kingisaac]

"Don’t care. Comfy Chair"

-Bruce Wayne 2024

[lexecomplexe]

1:03 "Can I be in Team Chicks with Rods?" - Flash.
I feel it, Wally. I also want to be in Chicks with Rods. The team I mean.

[shapeswitch_mood]

I enjoy those "nutshells" of Justice League episodes.