Absolute Batman’s Cape Explained 🤯

Absolute Batman’s Cape Explained 🤯
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[phoenixpoole]

Him whooping you after a physically-demanding 9-to-5 is ludicrous, I love it

[stalinthetrain]

Bro is beating up dudes after gruelling sweaty 12 hour shifts

[azurebalmung]

Batman's one superpower was being rich, and in this universe, losing it made him _stronger_

[joshrosario]

As an engineer I like how his gear makes sort of sense as an engineer, vibewise anyway, like it sounds purely practical

[LCBK]

Imagine big boy bat here climbing up a wall with a rope like Adam west and Bert ward

[EUGE_T_T]

Also another fact about Absolute Batman is that his long ears on his cowl are actually 2 batarangs that he can use!

[j.a.r.v.i.c.e.]

what's your superpower again?

absolute batman: ' I'm poor.'

[D.Ark-]

I bet he’s also to heavy to fly like a bat and instead climb and jump like one

[thebudgetgamer]

Guy at work
"Bruce has a black eye again"

[TheInsaneChairman]

"Nah you ain't nightwing, you're *nightbrick* "

[terrorbilly]

This batman looks like someone stuffed Jonathan Joestar into the batsuit

[Causality]

"this Batman is not rich"... OKAY, YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION 🧐🧐.

[mindlessimperium]

Sometimes without money your creativity just gets to its peak📈

[alfjones]

He can only stop crime after 5pm... He tried noon day and got a warning of termination from his boss if he misses another day off work.

[atifnur]

rich batman: i don't kill.

poor batman: SWORDS.

[lotus]

"This Bruce Wayne doesn't come from a rich family"

So, he is essentially symbiote Spider Man without the powers or gadgets.

[Diamond_Bridge]

It's like Spiderman and batman fused and got the worst traits from both but still goated and body built for a hobby

[maxifernandez]

Ultimate Batman's parents didn't die, he ate them for bulking

[natsudragneel-irsr]

No grappling gun with automatic pulling, just a hook to climb manually.

[nafisajannatroshni]

Batman not rich is the most unbelievable thing to believe 😭