Recipe websites be like

[PolyStarSys]

“chicken parmesan has always held a special place in my heart, when i was a kid my mom-“

[Link_]

You forgot the 50 ads in between each step lol

[jeandiatasmith]

Now do the reviews. "This chicken w/butter recipe was SO good! I replaced the chicken with steak, and the butter with BBQ sauce. It was perfection! Try it. You won't be mad."

[motorsport]

Ok but this short is perfectly looped to where it seems like she forgets what she needed after she opens the fridge so she has to ask again

[xiaowei]

This skit simply nails it. I want a recipe to cook something, i get a course on why its a great recipe, or how i can get more recipes, where the ingredients come from, how the recipe came to be, where to travel to get the meal, etc... I WANT THE

[gyromurphy]

You know why every single recipe does this? Ads. Thats the only reason why. More scrolling means more space for ads. They might as well just type "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" hundreds of times and then put the recipe... itd be all the same to us

[andreanitsova]

1. Wants to cook muffins
2. Opens easy recipe for muffins
3. Gets the entire story of someone's life in incredible details, multiple warnings of affiliate links, said affiliate links of kitchen supplies and sometimes ingredients (everything is from Amazon), sob stories of how her/his mother/grandmother made those muffins every Sunday, her/his children's and significant other's opinions on the muffins, how she/he combines them with the homemade jam they make as a family every year (click HERE to see the recipe), and a million ads every 4 sentences.

[Vtarngpb]

Good guy food channel: puts written recipe in the description 😉

[swayz]

So freaking accurate. I hate that every single freaking recipe online has these stupid things on it other than the recipe.

[ecu]

usually they pitch that you "only need these 3 simple ingredients", with a 20 minute introduction

[hadli]

I really appreciate any online cooking video in YouTube that post the recipe in the description.

[tzeffsmainchannel]

I would be screaming:"Why! WHY!? WHYYYY????" 😭

[chipjohnson]

There is a dog food ad on YT that actually has the spokeswoman talk about her growing up in West Virginia as a little girl....SKIP!!!! SKIP DAMN YOU!!!

[ravenovatechnologies]

"If youre anything like freaking spare me. Or "now that i made this, my family makes me make it 6 times a week!"

[SarahNova]

I always hit the “jump to recipe” button, then “print recipe”. It opens up just the recipe, no ads, no fluff 😊

[Johnprater]

"While developing this recipe, I wondered: Why are we, citizens of the world, so obsessed with chicken Parmesan?" actual quote from the first chicken parmesan recipe I found online, are people that desperate to retain attention on their recipe page?

[BFT]

Britt is hilarious when she loses it lol.

[jayparmo]

I get this with video game tutorials. 5 paragraphs about the game im already playing and then half a clue on what i need to do.

[AdrianColley]

It took all my willpower not to click away when Adam started talking. It's just too true.

[johnathanbusha]

Dont forget the author backstory and why they prefer one ingredient over another, and how much their family prefers their dish over the original. Then they give you the ingredients and not the ammounts.