Giving my pet Eevee a water stone

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for hum-

[-Grovesy-]

"You're not the only one cursed with knowledge"

[praetorianguard]

Please leave the petting zoo you're scaring the puppies.

[captainnomekop]

Vaporeon is my favorite pokemon…
*Im so glad nothing weird is associated with it.*

[Big-The-Cat]

Vaporeon is one of my favorite Pokémon, reasons:
- cool design
- cool combat moves
- *NOTHING ELSE*

[CaptainObliviousV]

“Calm down bro, the team just needs some water type coverage and we need to surf to the next town.”

[AlexHyena]

hey guys, did you know that in terms of *water type pokemon Vaporeon is pretty cool :)*

[lasagna]

Fun fact: you can evolve eeve into a ghost type by using the spetial item "brick"

[jbobmi]

Back in 2012 Vaporeon was my favorite pokemon and I called mine the “Vape Master”. How ahead of my time I was…

[Sir.Fithers]

I have this special talent to forget things I don't want to remember, but this specific thing has proven a challenge.

[nathanielhinz]

Give him a grass stone so you can touch grass without having to go outside.

[billnyethesciencefry]

I was almost waiting for scout to come out and go “THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS” while throwing a flashbang

[endingsky]

Knowledge is power, but ignorance truly is bliss.

[metaridley]

Alternate Ending: He's doing this to bulk the Eevee up since its HP pool is rather lackluster, and calmly explains this to Eevee after he realizes how much it's panicking.

[ryancrazyrhino]

That fact I know the story behind this just makes be die

[clashaccount]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of covert assassination, Vaporeon are one of the best pokemon? Their ability to merge into and lay undetected in water allows them to always have the upper hand near any kind of water and allows them to swiftly infiltrate buildings through their water supplies. After revealing themselves, they have high HP allowing them to survive multiple attacks while they can easily obliterate a target with moves like Hydro Pump. Once they've finished the job, they can quickly dispose of a body using acid armor, before they disappear back into the water leaving behind only slowly dispersing organic slurry in the water in their wake.

[b-theflyingfortress]

*_"I don't want to know about the compatibility anymore, I just want to be happy."_*

–B-17 the depressed fortress

[NorthboundFox]

Understanding the meme, but at what cost...

[ChachaNuVaughn]

Wow, that's crazy.

Hey, did you know that due to its size, Vaporeon is perfect for humans to headpat it? It's true!

[CMYKITSUNE]

plot twist: the trainer just wanted a water pokemon

[animatepokemonadventures]

Guys, he’s just doing a nuzlocke and needs a surf user. You are blowing this way out of proportion.
By the way, did you know that in terms of male-human and female-Pokemon breedi-