How to lie on your Resume, OR - write a resume for a career change or when your job history sucks

TEMPLATE LINKS ADDED!
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Employers want to see:
1. Two jobs (no more, no less)
2. Titles exactly relevant to what you are applying for
3. The exact format I have created
4. 3 references
5. One page only (everything belongs onna cover letter)

Job 1= 6-8 years
Job 2= 4 years

Find two-3 friends or family members to white lie for you. If you work for your family, if you want to get hired then on paper they should not look related to you. Use maiden names or middle names.

Good luck with your fresh start!

Here's a link to the template:

Link to the doc that you can't edit, but if you cut and paste it into your own google doc, the formatting will remain, and from there you can change things to suit your needs:

[MACROPARTICLE]

After all, the worst the employers can do is *not* give you the job, might as well take the chance. 😆

[Red-Rocket]

Its insane that we have to go through all this just to work for someone

[PlayaX]

Companies lie to you. You better be lying to them back

[joshdee]

This person literally gave some hidden gem great advice and then disappeared like they never existed

[businesscat]

I've been laid off 3 times in 2 yrs because everything in tech is only for 1 project. On top of that, they get rid of people in April and December because of budgets; they hire just to fire through contract agencies.

Your explanation is fantastic! I wish people weren't so naive with being overly honest now. I've been hired so many times at places where they immediately sold the company off and was NEVER told any of that before being hired. Then everything immediately became hostile due to layoffs. Other times I was told I could telecommute and then after being hired, nope! Companies constantly lie to us and it's time we play their own game. They want specialized training that costs 5k a week, yet refuse to buy it for us. They make us wait for health insurance and then fire us all before it kicks in. It's sickening how cruel corporations are to people.

[ashleydarby]

thank you so much! I learned that no one wants to hire a recent graduate

[tommynickels]

Excellent. Resumes are BS papers to get a phone call and get you in the door. I will be redoing mine. Thank you.

[skMatiAlienworkshop]

this is gold! hidden gem, the truth no one tells you

[rickevans]

Corporations and employers stretch and bend the truth regularly, there's no harm doing the same. Only don't do this for government jobs or security clearances lol

[robsgarage]

I like your insight and input. Well-done and executed; I will use your template for reference. Again, thank you for your ideas. You're a mad genius.

[moonlightrocky]

You literally deserve more attention on this vid. Thank You babe!

[bezillions]

I got the impression that you're not listing your jobs from most recent to oldest. They're most interested in what you did most recently. However, your tips about consolidating are great. Next time suggest people can put certifications for things they know but just haven't had the money for a $2000 cert - they'll never check.

[jasminejenkins]

This information is raw, rational and very helpful. Thank you

[MarkL-weuk]

At last, someone giving a decent video on the subject

[nbjescamilla]

oh man, musician with lots of restaurant and random gig experience but wanting to go back to school/make a major career change. It’s very very hard out here and I don’t think there is anything morally wrong at all with this method. This helped me so much. any way I can access a template ?

[adrnacad]

I think employers who are using robots to read resumes should be illegal.

[re]

You can put extra years on a resume as well as different job titles. Its not hard and its done on the majority of resumes that hiring managers see. When you go to fill out the job application, put the right years on that. The resume, extend it out a few years. Its the resume they look at. Yet the job application is the one that they file.

[JirehtheGr]

What if I haven’t done ANYTHING pertaining to a manager but that’s what I want just lie all the way thorough?

[ash]

"verifying proof of employment and references" on a fake resume, such delicious irony.

[skMatiAlienworkshop]

I have a question though, what if you are hired and they ask for verification of work such as W2s from each job? my current employer did that.