When someone finds out you learn Russian

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[ethanclark]

The "Vladdy Daddy" gets me everytime 😭

[АдельКапитонов-съ]

That was by far the best “blyat” I’ve ever heard from a foreigner

[CaioFran]

Got to learn Russian in normal conditions: You're a legend

Got to learn Russian during wartime when everyone in the world hates Russia and you for having interest in their language:
You are a ultra super giga chad Legend polyglot

[soru]

"Ya prezident rosiski federazi blyat" - the best quote ever. Change my mind

[sophiatalksmusic]

Oh for me it's
"So do you want to work for the government"
"Do you want to go into politics"
Me, learning Russian so I can read more about Soviet composers: "Yeah sure"

[bobaboba]

As someone who's actually learning russian, this is just- I'M CRYINGGG 😭

[keithmoon]

Me: (Speaks Russian)
Everyone: Screams in terror

[blotski]

This has always been so. I first studied Russian at university when it was communist and still the Soviet Union. People always asked if I was a communist and when I said no they presumed I was going to be a spy. Whenever I came back from my study trips to Russia people would always ask 'would you like to live there?' Not a question people ever asked about anywhere else I went.

[liamvanderlinde]

yeah, man, i hate it when i tell someone im learning russian and they turn into vladimir putin

[AutryBP]

The "this is a Russian warship" got me LMAO

[speakrussian]

It is probably the only one language in the world which requires a philosophical concept as an explanation why you learn it. 😀

[ElenaShuvalova-kw]

Unfortunately saying “Get out my house, I hate you” doesn’t work with Vladdy Daddy. We tried

[joshmaday]

Can confirm. This is exactly how it happened to me.

[metronoth]

Everyone calls me a putin supporter bc im learning russian. Boi I started learning way before this shit started

[J.o.s.h.u.a.]

Everytime people ask me why I am learning Russian, I say I'm just getting ready for Putin's invasion.

[Nystika]

"Oh Valddy Daddy"
laughs my stockings off

[lucasddo]

Bonus:
How to learn ukrainian in 3 easy steps:
1. Learn russian
2. Learn polish
3. Don't learn ukrainian but try to guess the meaning of words and sentences using (1) and (2)
happy to help!

[kapatidtomas]

That "vladdy daddy" fucking killed me in an instant minute and also gets me everytime lmao...

[Liazinho]

- Y did you choose Russian?
- Гачи-миксы на Нурминского, blyat

[walterzamalis]

This feels like a dream you have before you wake up and find you shat your bed