Ordering Sushi Like a CEO - Saturday Night Live

With this program, you too can order sushi like a CEO. Aired 03/11/06

[margaritam.]

"Impressive. She knows what uni is"
And she's not even a CEO.
:D

[Ronno]

Maya Rudolph doing comedy sketches in a variety of hairstyles, outfits and roles is one of life's great pleasures.

[do]

The woman in the back has a story. She's learning to use chopsticks from her SO. This sketch has layers guys

[aglebob]

“Hi. I’m a CEO-Type at a large business firm. So you can imagine, I eat a lot of sushi. Like boatloads. Like beaucoup sushi.”
Fantastic opening

[xXxFlowerbombxXx]

He's just a really professional looking weeabo.

[nekopii]

I've worked with a couple of CEO types before and the part about "paying someone to write their book" is so true lmao

[aolson]

You don't often see hosts carry a sketch practically by themselves like this.

[Mattnova_]

Matt Dillon is not only one of my favorite actors, but truly underrated as-well.

[Matty]

from a Japanese speaker, her accent was pretty damn good lmao

[shannond]

I'm mostly impressed by how good Matt Dillon pulls off the CEO look, could not have seen that before.

[anarchic_ramblings]

Somebody should teach the woman behind him to use chopsticks.

[AzuCali]

I’m Japanese and I’m so impressed by how Maya did her accent. I seriously talk like that😂

[AlmostGrewMyHair]

mitt romney meets christian bale in american psycho :') "FENOMENAL"

[azureflametarot]

Maya’s facial expressions are perfect 🤣

[gabe]

I came solely for maya rudolph's face at 1:40

[CuriousGoodsJessica]

"Apparently, that's my last name in Japanese" 😂

[nikooahmadi]

maya's face at 3:50 is to die for omg

[robotorch]

Strong Patrick Bateman "American Psycho" vibes here (I'm not the first to note this!)

[missmac]

Reminds me of a few American tourists I saw in Japan lol

[EMBEEAY]

Her sly look at the camera at 3:50 absolutely kills me. Comic timing = 100%