Decisive Ottoman Victory meme

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The Battle Of Bakhchisaray (Empire Total War OST)

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[MasterofRoflness]

What other decisive victories can you think of? The next video will be....














Yo mama

[Mrkabrat]

Imagine being the austrian officer who had to tell his superiors that they were beaten back by a bunch of horse groomers, camel tenders, tent makers, cooks and one mean looking dog

[afinoxi]

Fun fact: This battle in Turkey is known as Kepçe Kazan Savaşı, literally meaning "Battle of Ladles and Kettles"

[blackout]

I thought it was going to be this battle where Austrians attacked themselves but this is honestly better.

[heinzlilio]

"The Austrians retreated in confusion"
is such a mood

[photon]

"Mein Kaiser, you have to understand that they had a comically large spoon"

[RayshiaRoman]

"You picked the wrong tent, fools!" Some Ottoman cook

[HarpyThighHighs]

To be fair, the Austrians would have won if they hadn't lost.

[TheSecondVersion]

>Grab whatever arms they could find
>Axes, adzes, hammers, blocks of wood, cooking spoons
>"whosoever possesses these 'weapons, ' if they be worthy, shall possess, for a limited time only, the power of Mehmed II"

[afinoxi]

The Ottomans rolled a nat 20 on that luck stat once again

[silverhand]

the non-fighters weren't kept away from the frontline for their protection.
It was for the enemy's protection

[heroiccombatengineer]

Pure nostalgia to hear the caliph taunting around lmao

[leddyvilla]

-200 morale for the Austrians
+100 survival for the Ottomans

[-Raylight]

*"Unknown casulties"*
Perfectly balanced as all thing should be xD

[chinggiskhan]

Imagine getting your professional army defeated by some people with spoons and chunks of wood

[presidentialsystemenjoyer]

Charge!
But my sultan i am cooker
Yes, and?

Decisive Ottoman Victory

[gunship]

Bruh, Imagine you're an excellent commander who was able to outflank the enemy and attack their encampment only for your men got repelled by cooks with ladles.

You know that commander was having a gamer moment.

[deadlykebab]

Sultan: Push the infidels back


Guy with a spoon: with what















*Decisive Ottoman Victory*

[namelessone]

If you're wondering how is this possible, just imagine you're busting in the enemy camp and then a bunch of angry gordon ramsay came out with their big ass spoon and be like "you pick the wrong camp, fool"

[ordinaryman]

Real Fact: Actually, the Ottoman army was uncomfortable with the weather conditions before the war. They were already soaked in the rain for a week until they came to the battlefield, and they were thinking of retreating before the war even started because their gunpowder reserves were wet. However, news came that the Austrians trying to reach the battlefield besieged a castle called Hatvan Castle and killed all the Ottoman defenders inside, including women and children. It was then ordered to fight with a somewhat emotional decision.

It was for this reason that the Ottoman army was initially defeated. The powder of the army was wet. :D

The gunpowder was wet, but the back servants (the sultan's servants, the horse groomer, the kitchen staff, etc.) had to be "dry" where they were.
Because they were serving the sultan and the "discipline" here was as harsh as military discipline. In the end, the "Wet Army" lost the war, while the "dry back service officers" won the war.

"being dry" is important.