Why won't you debate me? (Parody Song)

Our good friend Joe Biden doesn't seem to want to debate Donald Trump- The Don wants to know why. Perhaps we will find out in this EXCITING NEW EPISODE OF FREEDOMTOONS!

You were plagiarizing speeches from some British guy
When I first heard of you
Now you just pick random phrases out of a hat
And trail off mid sentence, too!

Everyone in this country knows just how a debate
Would go between me and you
You claim you’re very confident in your metal slate
Don’t you wanna compare IQ’s?

Won't... you debate me?
Some people are saying that you think you can evade me!
I... won't name names...
But everyone I've talked to thinks that you should be ashamed!
So go home and rehearse
with your geriatric nurse
Stop being so risk averse
And get up on stage with me!

WHY WON'T YOU DEBATE ME?
I JUST WANNA TAAAALK!
WHY WONT YOU DEBATE ME?
IT’S DEBATE O'CLOOCK

I never ate an apple on the boulevard
Wh-where’d I put my broom?
Corn pop showed me where all of the pool filter is-
WHo can take me to the zoo?
When the racist men who wrote the limbo song
Come and bring us all ice cream
ill quote the declaration when the founders said...
you know- you know... the thing!

I don't... know where I am
honestly I'm frightened, I wish someone would hold my hand
I'm... not a mad man...
I just have trouble thinkin, why did they make me the front man?

So sad that the DNC
Would abuse the elderly
Just to try to get at me
They’ll get me reelected!

WHY WON'T YOU DEBATE ME?
I JUST WANNA TAAAALK!
WHY WONT YOU DEBATE ME?
IT’S DEBATE O'CLOOCK

[ofdustandnations]

If I cared about the Grammy's, I would say this is easily the clear winner.

[theboringprogrammer]

Redditors when their opponent in an argument doesn't reply after 0.03 seconds:

[nolanjenson]

Skipping the debates shouldn't even be a question. Honestly, you can't even get a job at most fast food resturants without attending an interview. Why should we lower the standards for our nation's leader? If Biden can't even publically appear before his opponent, he has no right to run for president.

[FreedomToons]

I’ve noticed a small number of comments saying they had trouble understanding some of the lyrics- letting you know we have English subtitles and the lyrics are in the description!

[Drea]

When is Trump dropping his new single "Who Built the Cages Joe?"

[elstevobevo]

Well, they answered this song’s question last night.

[ReikerForge]

And now for the true race:
Will this video be demonetized for political discourse, or for music copyright infringement because parodies don't matter to Youtube?

[Pavilion]

you know, you should take joe biden seriously. The polls say that he's pretty popular with the dead. Don't underestimate the *silent* majority.

[AnotherCoyote]

has Trump or Trump Jr. re-tweeted this one yet from his Twitter?

[FudgieDan]

Wow this video really was... You know the thing.

[joshpersonperson]

Can’t wait to see a parody of the actual “debate”.

[feaproductions]

Who's here in 2024?

Edit: Okay Seamus, now we need a Kamala Harris version. Turns out Biden is too old to run again, him needing a wheelchair and all. Who would have guessed?

[portillosfan]

I saw some comments asking so the original song is “Don’t You Want Me” by The Human League

[RealTruthCactus]

There is so much in the video. Everything about it is perfect. Joe Biden hugging his little Obama doll ended me. Lol

[valkymia]

This hits even better after the recent debate.

[welfomoment]

Considering Biden’s usual jumbled vocabulary, it must be pretty easy to find rhyming lyrics for him, considering you can just throw in any amalgamation of words.

[OldBlue]

“Why won’t you debate me” This will be my new ringtone.

[somepersonontheinternet]

I like how Trump’s lyrics are straightforward and Joe’s make little to no sense... reminds me of something.

[obviouslykaleb]

“Will covid kill the debates?”
“There’s a .7% chance”

I love the background jokes.

[richardcarter]

Democrats: Trump will refuse to debate.
Also Democrats: Joe shouldn't debate Trump.