Trump and Biden DEBATE!

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no AI in this one btw. these are all actual biden sound bites

[Inspectre]

"Why did you mock a disabled person?"
"Because he's running against me for president"
Fire comeback

[brianmvalley]

"Each moderator will have two minutes for rebuttal"

Accurate.

[FreedomToons]

no AI in this one btw. these are all actual biden sound bites

[isenhart]

Biden was way more coherent here than in the real debate.

[darketernal]

"I really don't know what he said at the end of that scentance. I don't think he does either" -DJT

[skeetereatertheman]

“Well of course not. That’s when all his votes come in!” 😂

[luthasunspell]

“He doesn’t disturb you when you’re sleeping.”

“Of course not! That’s when all his votes come in.”

Straight 🔥

[jj_grabes]

Nothing will ever top for me FreedomToons’ ability to use actual Biden quotes to string together satirical sketches like this.

[jackall-trades]

"Why did you mock a disabled person?"
"Because he's running against me for president!"

This is...pretty much how this went down.

[Indylimburg]

"He doesn't disturb you when you're sleeping!"
"Of course not, that's when all his votes come in!" 😂 Pure comedy gold!

[oseansoldier]

Biden proving actual voice lines will never get old

[F--raptor]

“America is a Nation that can be defined in a single word...Iwuzindfutmhmafut”

[dashingrapscallion]

"Because he's running against me for president, next question!" - had me rolling

[toadkillerdog]

So it's now 2 hours or so after the real debate....and the Dems are wishing that Biden performed tonight as well as Freedom Toons portrayed him here. Reality is stranger than fiction. A sleeping Biden would have been far better.

[faudi]

"Can't even stay awake to be president. How sad. How gay." LMAO. 😂

[Mendrawza]

I can't believe Sheamus just released the entire debate like that, unedited. And CNN hasn't copyright striked yet?

[talexratcliffe]

"Why did you mock a disabled person?"

"Because he's running against me for president."

That is the purest Trump joke I've ever heard.

[Honor_and_Steel]

"Because hes running against me for President" is one of the most brutal comebacks I have ever heard. The timing was PERFECT.

[andrewrowland]

CNN: Trump, why are you so evil? You have 1 second to respond.

Trump: Hello—

CNN: Times up, plus you’re wrong! Now our dear and intelligent president! Mr President, why are you so amazing? You have unlimited time to respond!

[Crisilac]

It was somehow worse than this. My wife and I just stared in disbelief as Biden froze for, what, 12 full seconds?