The Monolith Commands You To Visit Utah

Visit Utah! Come for the fun, stay because the monolith commands it. #Colbert #Monolith #ColdOpens

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[winterx]

i trust the monolith. the monolith has done us no harm. the monolith is a friend.

[firockfinion]

AS A HUMAN BEING FROM UTAH I CAN CONFIRM THAT THE MONOLITH IS GOOD AND WILL DEFINITELY NOT MIND CONTROL YOU INTO OBEDIENCE. COME, AND VISIT US, FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS.

[TheAstrobiologist]

I bet someone is jumping in excitement right now "they finally found it!!!"

[AnAngelForsaken]

Stephen is definitely a Welcome to Nightvale fan. That monolith is clearly on lease from the dog park.

[ChrisAlbertH]

Somewhere, some artist is having a good laugh over this whole thing.

[SplendidFellow]

I'm from Utah and this literally made me laugh so hard I cried

[NewMessage]

"My God... it's full of Mormons..."

[rogueguardian]

I honestly thought 2020 couldn't get any weirder.... Then this shows up.

[valklingfriendofallthings]

"Utah has more shoreline than the US Pacific Coast. How is that possible?"
"The Monolith is master of the Coastline Paradox!"

[nerag]

Utah has just gone full Night Vale. Never go full Night Vale.

[KainGerc]

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[ratholin]

Oh man I know that monolith. It used to be in the dog park, near the arby's.

[jessstuart]

I hear the piles of washed-up brine shrimp and the gnat swarms around the Great Salt Lake are nice this time of year.

[bluegreenglue]

I personally would like to welcome our new monolith overlord...

[sausagelynx]

Tbh that monolith looks like a cool entity, I trust it

[ratsoftheplague]

This is the most Night Vale thing the Late Show has ever done.

[silkegehtyoutubegarnichtsa]

"Come to Utah, enjoy everything nature has to offer." Girls. "And the monolith."

[tanderullum]

"And now, let's take a look at the Nightvale community calendar"

[AndreaWitt]

Please don't visit though. At least 60% of people here voted for freaking Trump, and don't believe Covid-19 is a big deal. Stay safe in your own State, for your own well being.

[yoongishadow]

I love this monolith drama I hope it never stops