Things all martial artists hear🤣can you relate? #shorts

[yoshihasascended]

"All i see is red bro dont hold me back"
-guy that swang 3 times in the air to then just fall

[potentdelirium]

"So would you win in a fist fight?"
"Would you protect me in a fight?"
"Can you stop someone with a gun?"
"Can you show me something cool?"
"Can you teach me something?!"
"So does that mean you speak
"Could you show me a board break?"

This could go on for days.

[thehellhoundhd]

I hate it when my grandma doesn't want to fight.

[owenthomas]

Whenever someone knows I do karate they make sound effects and chop the air 😅

[Wakandashitisthis]

One of my favorites is when they think bodybuilders can beat you because they got huge muscles :v

[MHFan]

"What would you do if I do this?"

*Throws both of his fists and a front kick at the same time to see if you can dodge or block them

[蓬松的驱逐舰]

Everytime I practice at the basketball court at school 🏫 they always yell “YO DO A KICK!” 😂

[blackhoodie]

“Can you do a kick”
Bro, we’re at school, in a cluttered classroom and the teacher is 3 feet away from us. What do you want me to do?

[Lolukvd]

Somebody: spinning hook kick does not work in real fight
Me: lets test it out

[OTDinosaurScrubs]

Don’t forget classics such as:

“What belt are you?”
“Could you kill someone with your skills?”
“I’ll call you if I ever get in a fight”
“You’re my bodyguard now”

[alisalman]

I get the headlock question 24/7 💀💀 my guy I wouldn’t even give you a chance to.

[fatihmehmet]

"hey can u do this move"
"ye"
"do it then"
"what wh-"
*do it now*

[eggdude]

Don't you just hate it when someone just walk ups to you, says "yhaaa whoo wayayayay Æeeæhh"

[bigrandomun]

Sound actually does add something to your strikes. If you shout something as you strike, you emphasise your strike more (so to speak) and you hit with more power and at a quicker speed. Cause you put more emotion into your strike (my take on it).

[RandomLsr]

"All I see is red"

"if you don't discipline yourself you're gonna see black soon"

[kisen]

"That guy is bigger and he could eat you"
"The mentality is diffrent"

*Proceeds to just swing and let me hit him clean on the chin managing a knockdown*

"Well you do boxing for years!"

That's what i fucking said before the fight bruh💀

[gittattle]

Things martial artists hear:
"Sir we're gonna have to ask you to step out of the McDonald's play pit"

[therccxd]

“I don’t need martial arts i have you” 😕

[b.k.]

"you do martial arts?"
"Yes"
"Show me"
"What?"
"Show me"
"Wat"

[anshpatel]

I hate when some random person says “show me some moves” it so annoying and just awkward 💀