Dan and Phil Actually Go To A Party

We go to a rad party that's all about barrels, getting punched, popcorn and ..meat?

DAN

PHIL

[hiswykc]

I kinda wonder what their neighbors thought
Five months of peace and quiet until suddenly, one the screams...

[no.]

Phil getting defensive about all the girls being in normal is my favorite thing. Yes. We stan.

[frozenfury]

“There’s no way to win that game! There’s just death everywhere”

I think Phil just described life

[chasezly]

Phil: mkay lets print this out
Printer: wot u doin m8

[ztay]

Dan and Phil. If you didn't want to play for an hour that's fine, but just so you know, we'd all be willing to watch you guys play this for 60+ minutes. Please do party mode next time.

[the_cosmic_crow_]

Phil trying to print a plain white pong paddle is a metaphor for my life

[Echos.Art.Corner]

"BUT IT ISN'T OVER, BECAUSE TODAY IS A- * click * * pop * "
Me: Oh cool, Dan vs Phil

[justsomenightowl]

dan: wins 4/5
phil: wins 1/5

phil wins!

[maijah]

i love how "Dan vs Phil" is just explosions and weird sounds at this point

[idcailyn]

dan: no stop it with the all or nothing phil
*flash forward to dan losing today*
dan: ALL OR NOTHING IS ON THE TABLE

[JustaPhan]

"Stop pounding me!" -Phil Lester 2018

[fux_fox]

petition for dan and phil to have a two hour long mario party special

[lunar]

“If anyone is playing this alone I will come to your house with a balloon”

Tell me Phil is not the purest soul on Earth.

[elixirite]

‘If anyone’s playing this by yourself I’ll come to your house with a balloon”


Me, aggressively isolating myself with my switch: *ITS NOT WORKING*

[RainbowSprinklez]

Phil being offended about the girls all being in normal literally made my night. Thanks for being a queen. We Stan. Your mothers did an excellent job. Thank them for me plz.

[Alex-ydfj]

“i’m having a mario party and it’s just me”

i felt that

[Mars-wwvk]

Mona Lisa has always been my favorite Mario character

[janisc]

Dan said "megafruite paradise" and I was waiting for the gay joke to follow, but then realised this was in the before times. So glad we get those jokes now.

[evangeline_mp]

Phil: because today is a...
_explosion_
_explosion_
_pop_
Dan:
Anyone new to the Phandom: I'm sorry, _what?_

[evangeline_mp]

'what if i wanna get tackled'
_flashback_
*_'choking is one of the only kinks i actually don't have.'_*