BATTLE FOR THE BOOTY - Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends #7

It's time for two caddy lads to go for the hole as we swing with pirates in our final game of GOLF!

We're sorry for the filth that is this series.

DAN

PHIL

[ameliataylor]

Dan - "i wonder if Phil was paying attention"
Phil - "soMetImeS I wAnt to eXpeRimeNt wIth fAsiOn"

[sbbs]

PHIL LOST HIS STICK IN THE LAST ONE AND NOW HE'S STOLEN DAN'S AND BLAMED IT ON HIM

[rosewood]

“see that was close to being good” literally my whole life summed up in 7 words

[neros]

Can we just appreciate the fact that

1. Phil finally won
2. The game finally didn't crash

[aced]

"Maximum forward yeet!" ~ Dan 2018

[vmpires]

Phil in this video:
*watch this*
Dan in this video:
*give people the DIffEReNt eXpEriEncES*

[mushymush]

"Spank me with a plank and call me Poopy Susan." -- Dan Howell, 2018

[kainovember]

Dan's oh dear sarcastic voice is the best lmfao

[kelseymuick]

i love that Phil managed to convince Dan that he was the one with the broken hat the whole time

[issycampbell]

phil: making innuendos
dan: making puns
*WHAT IS THIS ALTERNATE DIMENSION*

[jet]

phil: "c'mon, lad."
dan: "c'MoN lAd. who are you, louis tomlinson on xfactor?"
DAN I WASNT READY

[ivoryincompetence]

"Phil's edging us, guys..."
WHAT IS THIS VIDEO
SO MANY INNUENDOS

[coma]

"they're not part of their body, they're just strap-ons"
-Phil Lester 2k18

[ludi]

_Choke Me Daddy: _*_FESTIVE EDITION_*

alternate title-
_Santa, Baby: _*_EXTREME EDITION_*

[ninaro]

13:42
Phil: "Scheiße!"
Me: Phil, swearing in another language is still swearing.

[indi]

“He is eating the course, people.”
Well then I guess you could say he’s having... *a full course meal*

[babystarcookie]

Phil is so soft in this video, , he's talking quiet and making supportive dad convos, and yet, he makes innuendos and pointly feels more confident- making Dan be able to switch between a soft glance to a surprised blink. In this essay I will-

[WattAShock]

' if you touch me i will break your possessions '
- Poopy Susan, 2018

[skibbos]

phil gaslighting dan into thinking his hat didn’t have the pole is always so funny

[grilche]

Guess you can call a pirate duel a..
Hook up 😏