How Phil Nearly Died

A traumatic true hospital story involving butts, blood and breakfast!

usa: seattle + tysons

Catch 'em all:

Edited with Superseizer!

[tarotfiend]

phil, in the hospital: this is gonna ruin the tour
hot doctor: what tour?
phil: the world tour

[smollestbeanlol]

phil is always either getting a new haircut or on the verge of death

[leowidows]

not phil trying to find a nice way to say he was shitting blood 😭

[alannadesilva]

the nurse holding phi’s legs up, dans horrified, all the ICU people rushing around at the sight plus the patients completely ignoring the entire thing sounds like a renaissance painting

[memoriam.victoriam]

The fact that NordVPN was willing to sponsor this video finally sold me

[Angstlarry]

I’m so sorry Phil but that selfie of y’all in the hospital room has me less confused as to why they thought Dan was your son 😂😂😂

[mimble]

The one time they actually should have called the ambulance, they took a taxi. The survival instincts between these two I s2g

[lollybest]

you know how expectant mother's have a hospital bag packed by the door ready to go? maybe you guys need to have one too..

[alyssamae]

Phil: *shitting blood
Also Phil: *only traumatized over the fact someone thought he was Dan's dad

[kismovingcastle]

when you're in a health scare competition and your opponent is phil lester

[emmab]

The fainting in the ER thing is not uncommon because often adrenaline carries people through the process of getting to the hospital, but once they're there their body goes NOPE and shuts down

[izzy]

dan: telling a traumatic story
phil: let me search a boob

[yukikanegawa]

Can't imagine being Phil in pain, probably freaking out internally, extremely woozy, only to catch a critical hit to his ego because a nurse sincerely thought he was Dan's father.

[boredkueen]

Dan and phils never ending back and forth of "why didnt you catch me when i fainted" "Why didnt YOU catch me when I fainted??" is so bestie goals

[rayhem]

10:45 "bless this boy leaving class to support his dad" -that one nurse probably

[pot-ay-topot-ah-to]

phil got his first period i’m so proud

(using humour to cope this is terrifying)

[darkwadah]

God gives his worst ass traumas to his strongest pour bot hems 💔💔

[goatking]

Phil almost bleeding out on the floor of A&E being overshadowed by the nurse calling Dan his SON is craaaazy 😭 kick the man while he's down 🤣

[julietacavalli]

That nurse gave "Father Philip" a whole different meaning 😭 congrats on being a dad i guess!!

[auroradimitre]

the nurse thinking dan was phil's son is my new favorite thought about dan and phil anyone's ever had