bert: 5 reasons not to buy a nexus pro

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these are my 5 reasons why the pro nexus is not good
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As much as I love wasting your time and reading angry comments...check the description. Shockingly enough, this video is a joke. Who knew?!

beretnarf
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Can we just acknowledge how he completely deadpanned, "As a mother of four"? I lost it! Great video!

bluewolfnerf
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Bert Is confirmed to be mother of 4...

And shoots children in face with nurf

TheBudgieKing
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My list of 5 reasons I can’t get it.
1. I live in Canada so it will cost a fortune for the shipping.
2.I live in Canada so it will cost a fortune for the shipping.
3.I live in Canada so it will cost a fortune for the shipping.
4.I live in Canada so it will cost a fortune for the shipping.
5.I live in Canada so it will cost a fortune for the shipping.

Exdus
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Bert is casually roasting the hell out of Nerf and Hasbro

sniperpro
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lol "you have to spend big money to get big results." Sad thing is some people actually believe that. Great video! Fun stuff

drflux
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I feel like nerf is taking Bert's advice for elite 2.0

owenreynolds
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The lore deepens. Bert birthed 4 kids and just LOVES shooting them in the face

darksamich
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This video is really adding to the Bert lore

SofaPop.
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Bert is smarter than Beret

(Don’t tell Beret lol)

Midnight
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My headcanon is still that Beret turns into Bert when he's had too much to drink, sort of like Bruce Banner becoming The Hulk when he gets angery. That explains why Bert always talks like he's just drank an entire case of White Claws

nerfspartanEBF
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With bert’s personality it feels like he is being serious even if he isn’t

sniperpro
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I feel bad for the people who don't understand the sense of humour

bipedalnarwhal
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I was actually skeptical at first but when you tried to put the normal magazine into the short dart converter i knew that was a joke.

ThatJT
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Why is this making me cringe even though I know its a satire/parody. Also, going full Karen... XD

scottjs
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Big Karen Energy. My sympathies to Bert's children.

BlasterShow
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We need more Bert reviews, lol. Maybe expand to reviewing nerfers and modders

ValTek_Armory
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Man, it must be hard to hold a hand full of those weird short dart things.

deplorabledoesstuff
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Beret: Why am I suddenly blacklisted by Hasbro?

faolan
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Bert should wear a wig over his beret to complete the Karen roleplay

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